Tommy

What is supposed to be funny about this? I don't get it.

If that thing washed up on an American beach:

No, it's a Godzilla egg.

If anyone ever had an issue with Stan, they're the problem.

Well, it does say Happy Birthday.

That's why the Aliens probably don't recognise us as intelligent life.

Happy Birthday, @Spike

Some late submissions. Schnitzel Day! and Pasta Tuna Bake (Gratin)

That is the only logical explanation.

Ngl, a little fascist.

Yes, Kimmich too. https://www.spox.com/include/de/sport/listen/fussball/bundesliga/fc-bayern/2302/die-verschwoerungstheorie-von-salihamidzic-und-kimmich-im-check.html Für Sportvorstand Hasan Salihamidzic war diese Fehlentscheidung "die Krönung" einer Entwicklung: "In den letzten Wochen war das schon so, dass man benachteiligt wurde." Joshua Kimmich pflichtete ihm bei: "Man hat im Moment das Gefühl, dass die eine oder andere 50-50-Entscheidung gegen uns gefällt wird."

Felix Magath's reaction to Salihamidzic saying Bayern have a disadvantage with the referees.

I'm mostly, well halfly, kidding. But I hate it when they have to food and drinks booths located so that the lines get in the way of people just walking by. Everything gets clogged. Annoying as hell.

Don't get me started on Duisburg. Fucking hell.

So I've been to my first women's game today, Germany vs. Sweden. Germany had like 21 wins in 30 games against Sweden, but of course the play 0:0 when I show up. Still a very cool experience. Loved the positive atmosphere. Keeper saves an easy ball? WOOOOOOOO. Someone hoofs it into the stands? FUCK YEAH! It was kind of a refreshing change to the Fortuna games I too, with the negative nancys who just wait for a chance to fucking complain and act like they've been coaches all their life.

I just saw that on Facebook. What the hell was that question? I like how you can see Klopp processing what he just heard, and the more it sunk in, the more baffled he got.

Nice effort, seemed really entertaining, even though the game is not my kind of game at all.

Reminds me of this.

I read that as "Knock up a ginger" and thought you made a game out of getting red haired women pregnant.

Making fun of foreigners whose native language is not English is a new low, even for you.

Na, that always disgusted me, even as a kid.