Stan

@Tommy Went to a restaurant in Montego Bay last night. Our Jamaican taxi driver said he went to UK and then Germany for 3 months a few years back. Asked why Germany and what did he do there. His answer? He went to play football at a few clubs, two of those being Dusseldorf and Oberhausen

I'm guessing Digne really wanted to go and forced the move through (on top of being alienated anyway). Digne wasn't to know Benitez would go just a few days later.

Good lad

EVERY. FUCKING. WEEK. The disdain they have for the public knows no bounds.

Fair play to SA. India never won there and that continues. Pujara and Rahane need to be dropped. They haven't offered anything this series, and Pujara struggled in England too. Time to give someone else a chance - while I love his patient attitude and approach, it doesn't really work much when you're not scoring or contributing either. SA's bowling is and remains decent. Maybe we underestimated them. Rabada and Ngidi and very good. First time I've seen Jansen play and even he was productive. I don't condone the slander of the broadcaster (as if they had much to do with it, but I think that particular thing went beyond the DRS decision), however it spoke volumes when even Erasmus said 'its impossible!' seeing the DRS too.

Glad the leaks are being drip-fed. Even when Boris goes, hope they keep coming. Can't let them get away with it just because someone else is 'leading' the country...

Just seen that Downing Street staff at No. 10 partied the night before the Queen mourned her husband's death, which was also at a time the restrictions banned indoor gatherings. They really do have no shame. Utterly despicable.

Priti Patel and Nadine Dorries can fuck right off. Stain on politics they are for what they say and who they choose to back.

YES!

Quite. Irresponsible and stupid are the words he's looking for. Only sorry he got caught out, too.

Great moment for Ross Taylor. Gets a wicket in his final test match. Happy for him.

I agree. Anyone shouting about that disaster, at a football game no less, does deserve punishment. Callous and crass. Same for those who do plane or helicopter gestures at clubs who have faced those kind of disasters. Seen it at Chelsea and of course at Leicester. Disgusting really.

1 week We did a lot of things in Barbados as planned, so now we're just using this week to chill and properly relax in paradise. Only got 1 thing planned (Dunn's River Waterfalls) but other than that its just enjoy the sun and sea and unwind.

Arrived here late last night mate. Just having breakfast now. It's absolute bliss. This is our view while we eat...

Where did I say that please? Think you should probably go on another hiatus from here. You've not changed at all...

Do I? Prove it. You're a miserable repetitive bore. Hence 'can't be arsed'. You literally can't get your cock out of Liverpool's arse.

Go away.

Can't be arsed.

How convenient...

I'm not. Back next week at home.

Hope you feel better soon mate.