Stan

Cor can you imagine a robot pointing to the penalty spot like Mike Dean does

Would you rather be CL winners & top of the league and having a 16-year old reject you, or play in the Europa League, be shit in the league and have the youngster sign?

So something did get stiff in the end?

Sorry to hear that mate. Any reason why he didn't stop? Drunk/on his phone? Congrats and good luck on Saturday

I survived. It had been a while since speaking to my family so nice to have a chance to speak to them. Hope everyone else is okay.

Liverpool will win it this year though so it's too late for those youngsters to make an impact in that respect. Might be a while yet longer for 'greatness and domination' though. Might be starting some kind of regeneration on the pitch but it's as if the whole club needs some kind of overhaul.

I quite like that.

Brescia given partial stadium ban for Pjanic being racially abused.

In the gassing context, both have suffered. That's my point.

Same. At home we usually have a veggie day once or twice each week. Grown up with having Thursdays and/or Saturdays where it's veggie food.

The quantity is obviously different but let's not act like people haven't ever suffered like animals have.

Jewish people being gassed, no?

There's also a white version and someone (not a footballer, mind) put a Kevin De Bruyne picture next to it and there's half the fuss

Great call, UEFA. You really do know your stuff! Gullible cunts.

Lovely. Should spice it up even more. There was always a threat of him seeing red when he played.

You've gotta love this kinda stuff.

@Teso dos Bichos getting shouted at by a wig-wearing @DeadLinesman at Old Trafford.

Who was your captain before? Can't really argue if that's what the rest of the squad want - he's clearly someone they can rely on and think can lead them. Wonder if Emery thought the same.

Not strictly true though is it.

Humberto what kind of name is that for a hurricane

Your pictures are ridiculously good.