That's the closest I have heard for that erotic writing @SirBalon was on about a while back... I can almost imagine you licking your lips as you typed it..
Sounds a bit snobby.... Round my house you get what your given and like it.. If I want German Bread I will try it in Germany.. Can you imagine the cheek of it... Offer someone a sandwich and it's"oh no, I have my own bread thanks.."