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Kids... Just popped over the road for 5 minutes come back and find an empty box of my Viennese Whirls on my bed... There were 4 left and after carrying out a thorough investigation I narrowed it down to 2 suspects.. Leelah being the instigator and Mooms being the accomplice.. they have scoffed them all.. not a crumb left!! Laura tried to deny that she had been in our room so I asked her to explain the blue balloon on our bed?? she had no answer Going to have to start locking the door now... she is always in here robbing my stash of goodies..

Every successful driver is a bit of a cunt in the car. It's only natural in that competitive environment.

I can already see you having locked yourself in your room... munching on all the goodies before the kids and dogs can get to them

New data has been coming in and wow - this is highly unusual from what we'd expect from a celestial body Never seen anything like this...

I feel like a fat lazy twat skimming through this thread.

Personally if I support someone, it's based on their off-track persona as well. I couldn't support a wannabe American who tries so very hard to get noticed by A-List Celebrities. I prefer people who are more down to earth and laid back, like Seb.

Do you ever cater for his dreams and aspirations though??? Can't be much fun being stuck in a glass cage all day while you go off on tours and what not.. he probably has ambitions and you could be stifling him..

Started American Vandal which is a mockumentary series which spoofs the true crime documentaries that seem to be everywhere. First season is about a guy who drew cocks on 27 staff cars at a school. First episode was pretty good. Definitely a show to wind down too and have a little laugh at. It's very well done!