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The wife is petrified of doctors and hospitals and years ago when we lived down South she had a cyst on her back, I wouldn't say it was big but it started to seep and her Doc told her she would have to get it removed, I ended up getting one of the family down from Scotland to chum her to a private clinic and get it removed as she kept telling me to get lost when I told her she had to go. Her big sis came down and the wife did not tell her to get lost as knowing Pat she would have dragged her there, end of story.

Cheers. I have heard and seen bits of it in the UK. Of those I've seen, they are far bigger than mine was (I was told the one they removed from my back was about 10 x 10 centimeters). As for why I didn't have it done, I was told a while back that it was mainly just a lump. Nothing nasty or untowards at all with it. As I hate the thought of needles and the like (I'm aware of the irony after last week), I just left it there. I wasn't expecting it to get infected like it did.

Seen Pogba was making comments about his future yesterday and how his time at Man Utd hasn't satisfied him. Surely this lad is in "I'll drive him there myself" territory for the majority of Man Utd fans now? He's the absolute epitome of everything that's gone wrong for them since the Ferguson era. Signed for his brand and a cheap hashtag. Does his job for about half the season with half a dozen genuinely world class appearances sprinkled about in there. Missing for the other half, either literally due to injury, or figuratively because he isn't performing, with the latter scenario usually greeted with some sort of cringe Instagram statement "hitting back" at his critics and claiming that he's "fighting harder than I ever have every day for the shirt". I can't think of a bigger poster boy for a football club's issues than Paul Pogba. Martial was bad, not quite in the same league as Pogba though, at least they've managed to get shot of him. Massive fee, massive ego and a fraction of the footballing talent and work rate you'd need to justify either. Wouldn't last five minutes at Man City or Liverpool without a personality transplant. If I was a Man Utd fan, I'd despise the bloke. In fact, I already dislike him a lot just because of the type of modern day footballer he represents. PSG come sniffing around with a decent-sized wedge I'd bite their hands off if I was them.

AAAGGGGG, every time if that show pops up I turn it over quick smart, I can't look at them big lumps and whatnot they make me cringe.

Can't decide if this is @MUFC or Panna King...

Forgot to say, glad you are ok buddy, I have been in the hospital a few times in my life and I have so many scars on my body from stitches that I look like a snakes & ladders board.

I think I mentioned this before on here but I remember having a panic attack years ago when we lived in a flat 3 floors up, it was an early winters morning and I went out to get some a newspaper, the stair lights were off and it was pitch black but I made my way down the stairs ok. It was a bad time for me as I had just been made redundant from my job (again, for the third time) and I was very low in spirits and really down in the dumps, as I made my way back up the stairs which were still pitch black I started to sweat and was short of breath, by the time I got to our front door my hands were shaking and I could not get the key in the door. I started to bang and the door and yelled to the wife, when she opened the door I just staggered in and could not breathe properly and collapsed on the sofa, Liz thought I was having a heart attack and started crying, I managed to get my breath back and calmed her down. She called a Dr out and he did his bit examination wise then told me I had a panic attack and then he told me that it looked like I had asthma and to go and see my local Dr, which I did and I ended up with 2 pumps for asthma and a pump for COPD which I still use nowadays. The good thing about all that is I am still here 20 odd years later.