Bluewolf

Some of our ball control is comedy gold...

Unlike @Dr. Gonzo who didn't seem to enjoy it because his eyes were shut after the first 20 minutes...

C'MON Chelsea!!! Let's see some of that pre-season sparkle...

I found it more enjoyable with my eyes open....

The only thing we seem to piss these days is our pants every time someone comes near our goal with ball...

Deep fried for me...

Yea, that would at least be a step in the right direction...

I don't want to hear your sad, sad stories about how tough things are... You think that's tough, I once had to push a Sherman tank up a slippy slope in the snow during the war on my own with 6 wounded men on it..

I thought they were supposed to be doing a 'live' feed for this season on Monday night football for VAR??? did that die a death before even getting launched??

Watched the first two episodes and really enjoyed it... You youngsters have got no stamina...

They can fuck off... Complete denial in the face of facts.. @The Palace Fan comments are correct, it's what we fear is going on anyway, it's the only logical explanation for some of the most ridiculous decisions we have all seen, It seems to be about who is best mates with who rather than being professional and actually doing the fucking job they are paid to do... Does anyone remember that time Clattenburg was in charge of that hostile Chelsea v Spurs match and admitted later he let things ride so he could not be blamed if things went tits up for Spurs.. sad state of affairs all round and makes you wonder just how much really goes on..

Tonight's the night our season kicks off... 3-0 to us and Jackson to score 2

7th minute for both....

Chelsea 3-0 Luton Bournemouth 0-2 Tottenham Arsenal 2-0 Fulham Brentford 2-1 Crystal Palace Everton 1-1 Wolves Man Utd 2-0 Nottm Forest Brighton 2-1 West Ham Burnley 1-2 Aston Villa Sheff Utd 0-3 Man City Newcastle 1-1 Liverpool

Leipzig 1-1 Stuttgart Freiburg 2-1 Bremen Köln 0-2 Wolfsburg Bochum 0-3 Dortmund Heidenheim 1-0 Hoffenheim Darmstadt 0-2 Union Gladbach 1-1 Leverkusen Mainz 1-2 Frankfurt Bayern 2-0 Augsburg

Schalke 1-2 Kiel Paderborn 2-1 Lautern Hertha BSC 0-1 Fürth Rostock 2-0 Osnabrück Elversberg 0-2 Düsseldorf Hannover 2-2 Hamburg St Pauli 1-1 Magdeburg Karlsruhe 2-1 Braunschweig Nürnberg 1-2 Wehen

Stick with Blackpool please mate...

7th minute for both....

Arsenal please mate..

I don't, I think it will be a tough game..

And why not, we have signed everyone else you needed....

There has been fuck all glory for me in this so far... I will go with Blackpool... although I fully expect them to get kicked to the curb along with my hopes..

The thing about him is that I think he reached his ceiling performance wise with us?? He is a very capable player but he had highs and lows and lacked that consistency and improvement you really need.. Another thing that may have impacted him obviously was the ongoing saga of signing a new deal with us, it was dragging on for so long you can't help wonder how that affected him and maybe he was coming across as not being as committed as the club would have liked.. Throw on top of that a pretty dire season and the whole thing together just ended up being a massive negative all round.. Let's see how he gets on at United this season... A fresh start in theory should recharge his ambitions

Very good..