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Australia 'Bucks nights are mint'. 'Bucks nights are fucking mint, ya gronk cunt'.

Actually yes!

Ha, he was a portly gentleman of 50+ that could pass as Franco's body double.

Because he looked exactly like him, you goof

THE falangista. But no joke he was the doppelgänger of Franco.

I sold a brownie to the obese zombie of el caudillo today. @SirBalon@Kowabunga

A relative, unfortunately. Of course I can't stop thinking about it, how could I not? It would surprise some people on here but beneath my abrasive exterior is a sensitive sucker that cares about people. When it was coming, I knew, I fucking knew already but I was holding my breathe hoping, and that was all I could do. It seems I'm a magnet for damaged people, there are others...

A few days ago a friend of mind confided in me that they were sexually abused for half a decade. Feels bad, man.

A while back a glass panel fell off the sideof a building in Chicago. The impact sliced a lady in half in front of her daughter.

I'm so bored I might just kill myself.

Messi peaked in 2010. Hot dog, what a season.

Your IQ?

I know. He is also from the academy as well

What part of Everton are you from?

What's Everton's? Being so constantly disappointed in the team you have to support another on the side?

That assumption is pretty weak considering how grossly overpaid they are for their return.

I can safely say that I don't know where any Chelsea players currently are, nor do I even give a toss.

Kinda creepy you know that.

@SirBalon Barcelona also singed Clement Lenglet

Odriozola is the most shocking for me. Now Real have the two best fullbacks in Spain on the same flank, in fact I'd go as far to say they have the strongest right flank in the world if Lucas Vazquez is also taken into consideration.. I thought he'd stay at la Real longer but I suppose he was probably convinced by the heirarchy that they need the cash.

I don't usually keep up to date with transfers at all, so here I am (two weeks late) clenching my ass because Gabi left for Human Rights Abuse™ and Alvaro Odriozola has joined Real Madrid.

Couldn’t tell you. I’ve just seen a lot of those jerseys.

Australia with it's significant Italian population is Inter/Juve territory, so that cuts out of Anglosphere Italianos.

It is worth rep