Spike

It's Italian style, you should know it by now. Loan in now, buy next season. I swear that is how most Italian transfers go through.

lol @Catholics

@Berserker bad news mate. Your government voted to keep abortion legal. Better be on your toes mate, your mum might try to jab you with a coat hanger. Keep us updated. Tah.

Those are shit pommy insults. The Strine vocabulary is much more refined.

I don't understand the reference.

I love how much people get wound up by Brian, and at the same time accuse him of being wound up.

Well then.

Australia 'Bucks nights are mint'. 'Bucks nights are fucking mint, ya gronk cunt'.

Actually yes!

Ha, he was a portly gentleman of 50+ that could pass as Franco's body double.

Because he looked exactly like him, you goof

THE falangista. But no joke he was the doppelgänger of Franco.

I sold a brownie to the obese zombie of el caudillo today. @SirBalon@Kowabunga

A relative, unfortunately. Of course I can't stop thinking about it, how could I not? It would surprise some people on here but beneath my abrasive exterior is a sensitive sucker that cares about people. When it was coming, I knew, I fucking knew already but I was holding my breathe hoping, and that was all I could do. It seems I'm a magnet for damaged people, there are others...

A few days ago a friend of mind confided in me that they were sexually abused for half a decade. Feels bad, man.

A while back a glass panel fell off the sideof a building in Chicago. The impact sliced a lady in half in front of her daughter.

I'm so bored I might just kill myself.

Messi peaked in 2010. Hot dog, what a season.

Your IQ?

I know. He is also from the academy as well

Pretty casual. Growing up I liked the Roosters but I started watching the Broncos when I got older. It is funny despite being from Queensland, Brisbane felt as foreign as Sydney for the longest time. In general I like all Brisbane sports teams.

What part of Everton are you from?

What's Everton's? Being so constantly disappointed in the team you have to support another on the side?

That assumption is pretty weak considering how grossly overpaid they are for their return.