Spike

Why would you kill your own hand?

And lastly is 'don't get killed by a Jihadist in London first'.

Number one is 'living in America'.

My wife's youngest sister was shot at school. JOKES

Don't want anybody thieving your big break, eh?

You mustn't try out much of your good material out on us then lol

Fuck me dead, it isn't going to be half a snorefest watching Australia play without Smith's spastic batting technique for this upcoming test series against Poms.

I thought the transfer was already completed.

Speaking of traveling, how is your crisis coming along?

No, I wanted to travel and I knew a girl that lived there, and we ended up together!

Four years ago at...20.

I didn't miss your point at all, I'm saying that the Yukon is different to Canada and Peru. You can't say with a straight face that Toronto is the same as living in the arctic. I've had opportunities like this pass by me. It happens, but opportunities aren't going to throw themselves at you. Life doesn't wait for you. Look at me! I took a punt on a new country, and a new life. It may not be perfect but I wouldn't have met many wonderful people, I wouldn't have married my wife, and I wouldn't be who I am right now. Maybe it was the wrong choice, maybe it wasn't, it doesn't matter.

@Blue YOU ARE A JOURNALIST! You are mean to MEET PEOPLE! Don't be anxious and don't be afraid. Imagine another company seeing how far you'd commit to your career. They see you'd move from Peru to the Yukon! There isn't any other way to cut that but impressive. That is worldly experience, that is a culture far removed from the rest of Canada and Peru.

What do you think 'work remote' means? It means working remotely from an occupations main office. You aren't going to live in the Yukon forever, don't think of it like that. It doesn't matter if you don't know anyone, because you will know people in time. It doesn't matter how many people live there, 25,000 just means it's a closer knit community. Why would you prefer living around 12,000,000 people you don't know as opposed to 25,000?

Do it. Can you work remote?

So on the weekend I got blackout drunk. The moment I woke up Sunday morning every single embarrassing and stupid moment from being drunk flashed before me like a slideshow; it became clear how pathetic it all seemed. It shook me to my core. I feel absolutely revolted by alcohol now. I don’t think I’ll drink for a long time, I feel like it was affecting my memory and whatnot. I have to get away from it. Anyway I applied to a bartender position, I have an interview on Tuesday, fingers crossed. I told the mrs today she should call her old friend. The friend actually called her. Anyway one of the mrs old boyfriends is dead, died of alcoholism. When she told me I burst out in laughter, it’s as if the universe is really helping me out. He died the same week from the very same thing I chose to give up! Haha, it may sound like I’m being a mean but all these coincidences are just too funny. Besides I have no empathy for a pathetic drunk anyway.

Forever irrelevant. https://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/womens-big-bash-league-hits-footballs-aleague-out-of-park-in-television-ratings-20151221-glsog1.html @Devil-Dick Willie

He also didn't choke away a nation's world cup like Zidane in a fit of childish rage...which Guti probably would have done also had Spain not been shite until 2008.

Have a word with yourself. Guti was a magician.

Canna seems like the type of guy that needs to wear strong deodorant at all times but constantly forgets.

No, I grew up in rural Queensland. I did live in Brisvegas for several years though. My hometwon is eleven hours west.

Not me personally, just from what I know other people have gone through. My childhood was fine and dandy really, just underprivileged as are most rural people.

I'm curious now. I wonder how many stories I can say 'yeah, I know that one'.

What the fuck? Tiote died? I can't believe I missed that.

@Teso dos Bichos