Spike

I can safely say that I don't know where any Chelsea players currently are, nor do I even give a toss.

Kinda creepy you know that.

@SirBalon Barcelona also singed Clement Lenglet

Odriozola is the most shocking for me. Now Real have the two best fullbacks in Spain on the same flank, in fact I'd go as far to say they have the strongest right flank in the world if Lucas Vazquez is also taken into consideration.. I thought he'd stay at la Real longer but I suppose he was probably convinced by the heirarchy that they need the cash.

I don't usually keep up to date with transfers at all, so here I am (two weeks late) clenching my ass because Gabi left for Human Rights Abuse™ and Alvaro Odriozola has joined Real Madrid.

Couldn’t tell you. I’ve just seen a lot of those jerseys.

Australia with it's significant Italian population is Inter/Juve territory, so that cuts out of Anglosphere Italianos.

It is worth rep

Read my post ^

Much like Liverpool, Everton's season also peaks before it even begins.

Cicero's weekly meltdowns make this thread worthwhile.

Ya don't need to be a mind reader after 5,000 posts I would have thought you'd have a grasp on my exaggerated posting style

Riiight ‘come off it’ because I don’t have faith in a system. No it doesn’t make it seem like anything because I didn’t even mention rape nor did I mention the multitude if unreported incidents. What I did was highlight the ineptitude of the system using hyperbole so don’t you dare throw that fucking shit on me, because I know you are smart enough to realise that. For fucks sakes, mate.

What!? It is a flimsy system when it comes to this sort of stuff. Even in the USA a significant amount of people on death row are found innoecent after death...

or Moussa? It is the belgian one

Not a transfer per se but Inter have opened training academies in Australia.

For every bloke that didn't commit sexual crimes and was sentenced, another did commit the crimes and got off free. I imagine most women that molest males get off, most men are much more ashamed about it then women; so they don't even report it.

Just put down my wife's cat of seventeen years of age. R.I.P. Monster. You hated me for years but you turned it around on me to leave us on good terms.

Fekir

It's a cultural heritage thing, I thought'd you understand, cuzzo

Not the only thing apparently.

That is petrol mixed with brasso you're thinking of.

I thought you were one of those weird types that had two right hands? Ya know, mum drank too much when she was preggo.