DeadLinesman

Try 3 motherfucker.

Not sure how highly your youth teams are rated but that’s a hell of a result. Especially in your backyard. Really excited we might have a few lads finally breaking through as a group again.

It’s a travesty that you’ve met that bellend twice and yet I’m still to hold your penis in my hand.

It’s only pre season but the style of play is so much better to watch. Sancho, Rashford, Martial. It really should work. I’m hopeful but we’ll see. If we have the calming presence of De Jong in that midfield, I’ll start to feel hopeful. Until then, it’ll be another false dawn

I’m getting excited again. It will come back to haunt me.

He’s been class pre season tbf to him.

Membership officially renewed for Martial FC.

McFred again. Pain.

Not for £60mill

“Check your PMs” definitely belongs to the 00’s

@MUFC

What about black men that wear condoms?

And? Forgive me for being excited about us winning games This is about how he’s acting now, not 12 months ago.

I can’t believe players like Ferdinand are still fawning over him. “he’s the greatest professional I know”. I’d say considering what he genuinely went through a few months back, this “family reasons” bollocks is just about the most unprofessional thing you can do. Just fuck off with Pogba. Your standing with any real fan worth their salt is taking a beating. You don’t love the club, you’re a mercenary. Just like the others.

Krygios just fucking spoiled that from beginning to end. Just constantly moaning like a prick at nobody in particular. You just look like a cunt lad.

But the reality is they’ve grown up on it. There’s quite literally only United fans my age that have grown up seeing a team absolutely dominate for 20 years consistently, then not even compete. I’m not asking for pity, it’s just the reality for me. I’ve been spoiled. If I hadn’t seen such riches, I could live with being poor.

That’s what you think. It’s all relative. If you’ve watched your team be shit for life, then it’s less of a shock. Like me supporting Warrington. Just not arsed. However, I’ve seen almost 20 years of league titles, European cups and domestic dominance. Right now, we might as well be relegated. Last year I had zero enjoyment from football with the exception of the occasional last minute Ronaldo winner. The football was fucking atrocious. The team is owned by absolute scavengers. The players don’t care. There is absolutely nothing good to look forward to as a United fan right now. Just mid table mediocrity.

People pay to watch United these days. Not sure you can sink any lower than that tbh.

I’ve always hated this tiered price bollocks for certain teams. Thank god the away tickets are capped.

@MUFC

Wahooo! No Spa! Just as I was fucking meant to be going next year We need 10 more US tracks, just to make sure they have enough.

Don’t even. How they can pay themselves dividends when absolutely no money is put in by themselves is absolutely fucking scandalous. Was listening to a good piece on the UWS podcast with Jim O’Neil. Was really interesting listening to a financer talk about the takeover, how they operate and how much money they’ve basically stolen from the club. Should never have been allowed to happen.

99.9% bellend. Krygios is the common denominator in all the incidents. Utterly entitled cunt that thinks he’s ‘entertaining’ but ultimately it’s boring as fuck. One day he’ll get his head caved in.