Stan

Seemed like he'd upped Pakistan's reputation since he joined so this is quite big news.

Few friends and neighbours in adjacent streets have had fuel siphoned from their cars overnight.

you're not human if you don't!

True! To be fair as I've got older, people ask me what I want and I struggle more and more in terms of actual presents. I'd rather just go out for a nice meal and some drinks with family. Much better use of time too!

imagine getting someone some peanuts as a birthday present

Bloody hell

What's the 'advanced stats' era? 100 goals is a 100 goals, no?

Love this. Glad he's back and scoring

Yesterday was okay with some queues around most places. Woke up to go shopping this morning and the Morrisons petrol station near us has actually shut. Probably waiting for delivery. It's the media that have scaremongered and influenced all this though. Claiming its a fuel shortage everywhere when 1) its a BP thing and 2) it's a driver shortage. The public are far too spun about what media say, controlled pretty much. If everyone DOESN'T panic buy, there's enough for everyone to go round and people can remain calm. But people get far too flustered way too easily and feel like they'll miss out, therefore causing this chaos and uproar.

The goat will leave you and jump from mountain to mountain.

Why is the bin in the background so surprised?

Nice!! Is that one of their new phones?

To crave that is a bit weird.

Don't know but thanks for the invite mate! As @nudge said, rules are changing from October. I think 1 test is still due on return instead of the 2, and there are plans for cheaper PCR tests.

@MUFC

Barnet sack Harry Kewell

I fucking love these

@DeadLinesman is used to things fitting in the palm of his hand.

Ear unblocked. Happy days.

Not sure but this guy looks creepy as fuck

I had one. Snake was THE best game.

All the best and hope he makes a full recovery @Eco.

@Khan of TF365 you must be a bit gutted about the NZ tour of Pakistan being cancelled? England/ECB now having second thoughts too.

He's 31 now, needs another 272 appearances to get near Gerrard. Approx another 6-7 seasons? Can't see him staying that long surely?