Stan

Out of curiosity, why is it 'likely true'?

Good luck mate, hope you can recover.

which direction was it in? Download the app called Stellarium. All you have to do is point your phone up to the sky and it'll tell you which stars are visible, galaxies you could see (not with the naked eye, mind), constellations or bright stars. If it was a planet, it could be Venus as it has a blue shade to it. If it was Mars it'd have a reddish hue.

Haha you know what Tommy Tank is slang for right

Getaway drivers get pushed so hard

Only if they're from countries where there's a strong new variant i.e. Southern Africa, South America and Portugal (due to a lot of Brazil flights coming via Portugal). Oh and the passenger has to pay for the 2-week stay themselves, could cost up £2k I've heard.

Love ordering chicken milanese in restaurants. That looks tasty!

Your batsmen have been shafted here.

The Nobby Solano Stand really has the best ring to it.

That's not the reason it's every 100 years either. It's just coincidence that's the case. People travel and migrate every month, every year in huge numbers. The year it happens is irrelevant.

Oh Perth

Think that's just because there's not enough pro teams around. Only this season it went to 12 teams in this league.

Yeah I don't mind advantage being played but at least go back for the bookings.

1-0 Perth Fornaroli's been waiting for that chance all game.

The claim doesn't really stack up to anything though. Where I am in Bedford we didn't get our supply until about a couple of weeks ago and there's already been further supply issues causing one of our hubs to be closed temporarily...

So it's not Daniel Agger

Ahhh you're one of those families with a thousand remotes

Can we all have a whip-round and club together to get @Dr. Gonzo some proper plates?

I would say 'you couldn't make this shit up' but some of us probably could. Utterly shameless.

It's a shame one of the things I'd like to do - erase it from my mind and unsee it - is not possible.

And this is accentuated by the government actively advising neighbours to report each other to Police should there be a break in the rules...

Yeah they're just unbelievably tone deaf. I know they've gone for shock factor but they've probably pissed off a fuck load of people. Especially as it probably is still the minority that have gone overboard in breaking the rules? Not saying none of the public are to blame, but government have to cop some responsibility too, something which they shy away from doing at any given opportunity. Embarrassing, really.