Devil-Dick Willie

Wales had it down pat. A good center back to organize the D, an elite midfielder to find the forwards and stretch the field, and a god tier forward who can carry the team with his goals. Scotland were in a must win game and their first shot was in the 58th minute.

But I am a happy person and I live in a country with sunshine and people with tans.

Havertz missed about 3-4 headers. Fullkrug scores first go. Unbelievable.

Eat shit Scotland you miserable cunts.

OH LOOK AT THAT THE STRIKER STRIKES. I'm going to be asking for Fullkrug to start the game until judgement day.

Please for the love of god throw Havertz into the Werner bin.

The usual problems and the usual result atm. I wish Havertz just kinda disappeared. International football would be much better without him. AT BEST, he's a system player, and the national team doesn't have the time to gel a complex strategy together. The end result is that 5% of the time when Germany counter, he looks a million bucks linking up with the supporting players around him, but 95% of the time the ball ends up wide and you have nothing but a string bean to aim at, and if you go direct to him he can't hold the ball. Fucksake. Also, EVERY OTHER TEAM ON PLANET EARTH when they are a goal behind in these situations start playing more direct, more crosses, more pressure, increasing over time as the game moves towards the finish. Germany, and Germany alone go 'nein, we must hold the ball more, surely this is the path to victory' and actively make the problem worse.

Good lord a midfield pairing of Rice and Trent from a team who were fancied favorites This team kiiiiiiinda reminds me of the Dutch team of old, where they had Van Persie, Sneijder, Robben, Vann Der Vaart as attacking weapons, but De Jong and Van Bommel in the center, and nobodies in defense. The attackers all played like individuals and it didn't tend to pan out well unless they played anti football. Now of course that Netherlands attack is better than Englands, and fuck me the midfield pair is too, but you get the point.

I put 10 bucks on it hahaha. But fuck me Michael was goin on like they were locked and loaded and going to make it out of the group, not embarrass themselves.

Brother if the Ukranians were watching that shit they'll probably surrender today that was abysmal.

Get fucked @Michael You conned me into betting on Ukraine to beat these comfortably.

Long reigns are best, especially with the big straps. Mid card I don't mind a little hot potato occasionally but a world title should be held for a good 6 months or so each reign as a baseline.

Virgil should have been called Nigel at birth because the cunt is alone in the box far too often. Lost his man and Poland 1-0 up

God I agree. For some reason all the English football hipsters gluck gluck on Croatias dong. Probably because they beat England in the WC

What is it with Liverpool players taking the piss? Sturridge, Nabby both severely unprofessional.

I think the game was a classic 'this is why Fullkrug MUST start' kinda game. Lots of ball, lots of threats, not enough teeth. Very pretty but lacking cutting edge.

Barcelona and corruption? No fucking way

Go on son, back to your level.

Russia, China, bigger easter european clubs Prague, Zagreb, Shakhtar are all options. North Italy?

Lord. Imagine the 3-0 not being enough. Gutting. Sorry Tommy that must hurt.

You're right. Why can't you face 3 awful teams in a row in the knock outs (beating one without their star player only from a dodgy AF penalty in extra time) to be then comfortably beaten pillar to post by the other finalist until the guy who's rocking your shit gets injured and goes off, so you lose on pens. It'll definitely happen again.

England supporters in a fugue state. Your squad isn't that good, positionally riddled with weak points, and you don't have a coach who can cover them. You're going home in the 1st or 2nd knock out round.

Shortens list of policies freakishly foreshadows the challenges the nation would come to face over the next 4-7 years. It's mental.

Imagine what a difference, and fuck it'd be HUGE, if Corbyn got 2-3 terms, and his policies (the list of which are tried and tested in other nations and are very successful) were implemented. But no, "HE'S A COMMUNIST, HE HATES MY CAR AND HATES JEWS".

I don't get how people don't vote like this. Stop worrying about who has charisma Stop worrying about the mud other slides have slung Stop worrying about optics. Go to the websites of each party you're considering, look at their mission, and the individual policies and promises they're making, have a quick look at the local candidates too, then fucking vote based on whos policies benefit YOU and the nation the most. This is how awful governments get and stay in power. People too worried about white noise and feedback.