The Three Word Story

[Dr. Gonzo]

Adama Traore said

[Stan]

hey you! Don't...

[Cicero]

Go any closer!

[Stan]

If you do,

[CaaC (John)]

Then I will  

[Cicero]

Be forced to

[Dr. Gonzo]

ejaculate furiously. So

[Cicero]

Deadlinesman being deadlinesman, 

[Stan]

started to cautiously...

[Pyfish+]

reach into his

[DeadLinesman]

bag of tricks

[Stan]

and slowly pulled

[CaaC (John)]

Out his big

[RandoEFC+]

mobile phone to

[DeadLinesman]

slate Paul Pogba.

[Cicero]

You’re just racist 

[DeadLinesman]

said Sol Campbell

[Cicero]

As he approached 

[DeadLinesman]

Big Ron Atkinson.

[Stan]

Big Ron shuddered 

[Cicero]

While Deadlinesman became  

[CaaC (John)]

A walking zombie

[Pyfish+]

who looks like

[Stan]

someone who hates

[Cicero]

Dildos. Rab then