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On 24/01/2018 at 09:24, Cicero said:

A three word story: By TF365 

"Stick this in you fucking idiot. It doesn't stink!" But the burn in Brian's pants is too much for his dysentery. He's screaming now, while he pisses blood into Toinho's Japanese love boat covered in shit.

Like Stan's langot, it smelt good. Like Cannabis' girl, who isn't cheating but humps Blue, and is dissapointed by this thread. Rab was there eating a pickle. Lock this thread or slap Happy Blue. 

"I'll Cut you!" Said Any O'Brien grabbing his fourth arm under his skirt, with his camera set to film, zooming in alot at Stan's gaping axe wound, before Fusion suddenly appeared. Holding a bloody tampon from SirBalon with bite marks from Luis Suarez and pubic hair, which he chewed. While Blue watched touching his little Devil Dick Willie. While eating a Devil Dick Willie. While tickling a scrotum belonging to Devil Dick Willie. While Teso dos Bichos miraculously rejects a taco and instead prefers rimming out rab's hairy scottish arsehole. While washing his dirty mexican peanut. 

While Dickie struggles to catch up, he decides to touch the wenis of SirBalon and smells the lovely blooming lilacs. Until suddenly, a Hurrican came and SirBalon had a mare tonight because he injected his viagra into his.... "Stop! Hammer time". Yelled Stan reaching climax, after he finished his curry. And then he shat all over the fancy restaurant, covering everyone in pictures of nudge. To which  Berserker smelled his pants. Well this failed, he thought until, it actually failed. I give up. Insert more coins into the big dark smell hole. 

 

 

Goodness me. The fuck happened here 

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18 minutes ago, Teso dos Bichos said:

@Rab next time, get Stan to shave that Booty hole ! I'm sure he will be happy to do it if you promise him a few of the admin. Control panel Functions that are only available to you. Although I enjoyed the act, I didn't like the red pubbies you left in between my teeth mate. :what:

You high?

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6 minutes ago, Teso dos Bichos said:

2cups of lean thats it. Stanley boy, we both know you are ultimately aiming to become Numéro uno but sadly for you, Rab is more power hungry! 

Off topic -youre an admin of a lcFc forum that I had the misfortune of coming across, correct ?    

       

First bit - incorrect. 

Second bit - incorrect. 

I'm not admin on any Leicester forum. 

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10 hours ago, Teso dos Bichos said:

@Rab next time, get Stan to shave that Booty hole ! I'm sure he will be happy to do it if you promise him a few of the admin. Control panel Functions that are only available to you. Although I enjoyed the act, I didn't like the red pubbies you left in between my teeth mate. :what:

You loved it.

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