Thur 16th March - Manchester United (2) 1-0 (1) FC Rostov

[Steve Bruce Almighty 2,764]

2nd leg tonight at 8:05.

Can Man Utd progress?

[Cicero 3,552]

They will actually be playing on a football pitch this time so I reckon they will. 

[Steve Bruce Almighty 2,764]

4 minutes ago, Cicero said:

They will actually be playing on a football pitch this time so I reckon they will. 

How can you be sure it was not Rostov being held back by the pitch last week rather than Man Utd 

[AndyGriff 0]

Glad to have Ibrahimovic back for tonight Europa League game despite the ban of FA. I hope we hammer Russian Rostov tonight.

[Cicero 3,552]

Pogba looking like Mikel more and more each game. 

[Stan 9,073]

This has been a very boring game.

Pogba injured his hammy straight after HT. 

[Steve Bruce Almighty 2,764]

Pogba decides he can't compete at this level and walks off

[Stan 9,073]

his dabbing career has taken a break now

[Guest Cannabis]

Rostov's chances of progressing have taken a turn for the worst after Pogba's substitution.

 

[Stan 9,073]

Rojo eating a banana on the pitch. No euphemism but it is the most entertaining thing that has happened in the game 

[Guest Cannabis]

Phil Jones takes an inhaler, Juan Mata scores a goal and Marcus Rojo is eating a banana. 

Quite the afternoon in Manchester.

[Fusion 178]

Rojo.

[Stan 9,073]

not sure where to put this but this is peak Michael Owen

 

[Steve Bruce Almighty 2,764]

His mind is on Cheltenham

[Fusion 178]

de Gea has good students.

[DeadLinesman 2,828]

2 hours ago, Cannabis said:

Can hear Phil's tears from here at the sight of Pogba being injured.

I'd love to give him a career threatening dab to the lungs.

 

What a terrible, terrible game of football. What have we become to watch? No style, no purpose. Utter graceless with seemingly no direction. Still shades of Van Gaal in there as well as at one point, we played it back to Romero from the edge of their penalty area ffs. 

 

Only saw the second half as I was at footy till 9. Just cannot not get excited by this team whatsoever at the moment. 

[LFCMadLad 1,592]

Mourinho having another proper meltdown post match again I see!

complaining about his players being on the verge of collapsing, the lot 

Such a fucking drama queen!

[DeadLinesman 2,828]

2 minutes ago, LFCMadLad said:

Mourinho having another proper meltdown post match again I see 

What's he said this time?

[LFCMadLad 1,592]

2 minutes ago, DeadLinesman said:

What's he said this time?

That his players are on the verge of collapsing, that they are totally exhausted and everyone is just laughing instead of helping... you know, the usual 'everybody hates me and my club' bollocks he spouts everywhere he goes. 

The signs are there already that he's losing the plot. Usually takes him a season or two before he starts the 'us against the universe' mentality but it's coming early this time. 

[DeadLinesman 2,828]

We've played a shit load oh games to be fair, but they're big boys and should be able to deal with it.

[True Blue 850]

Fucking hell Michael Owen he is thick as shit  

[Steve Bruce Almighty 2,764]

5 hours ago, True Blue said:

Fucking hell Michael Owen he is thick as shit  

Don't be too harsh, the poor lad has been in a coma since 2003

[Stan 9,073]

6 hours ago, HoneyNUFC said:

Don't be too harsh, the poor lad has been in a coma since 2003

nope. found a career as a porn star but that didn't quite work out for him.