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Bluewolf Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 On 22/03/2019 at 14:16, MUFC said: Nice feet, hate manky feet. Nice toenails with pink varnish, smooth soles. I can't possibly imagine how a first date might go with you... "Hey there!! Before we get into names and what not can I just see the bottoms of your feet please.. that's it, spread your toes for me... " ( makes disgusting perverted noise while she is doing it.. ) "yep, you'll do" Do you wander up and down the beach in the summer checking out ladies feet before chatting them up or something?? I genuinely don't know how someone would go about bringing a conversation round to toes and feet or do you just take a punt and leave it to chance?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Bluewolf said: I can't possibly imagine how a first date might go with you... "Hey there!! Before we get into names and what not can I just see the bottoms of your feet please.. that's it, spread your toes for me... " ( makes disgusting perverted noise while she is doing it.. ) "yep, you'll do" Do you wander up and down the beach in the summer checking out ladies feet before chatting them up or something?? I genuinely don't know how someone would go about bringing a conversation round to toes and feet or do you just take a punt and leave it to chance?? Am brave mate, not scared to ask female mates if they fancy a foot massage to test the surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Nice eyes. In particular eyes that tell me she's a nice person. And a booty good enough to eat ice cream off of That's all I need tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 14 minutes ago, Harry said: Nice eyes. In particular eyes that tell me she's a nice person. And a booty good enough to eat ice cream off of That's all I need tbh. Started quite sweet there ANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDD then went filth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Physical 1. A woman with shape to them, and I would much prefer a very cute, subtly beautiful in her own kind of way, instead of the Instagram 433 selfies in as little amounts of clothes as allowed. 2. A woman that doesn't bulk out at the gym, but understands the importance of physical health and take care of yourself. 3. A woman that is okay with leaving the house without makeup. 4. A woman that smells good...some smells out there drive me nuts. 5. A woman who has a great set of legs. Personality 1. Confident yet humble enough to know there is anyways room to learn more, grow more, etc. 2. Bi-lingual 3. A woman who sees the good in people and isn't afraid of getting out of her comfort zone. 4. A woman who understands that we have different hobbies, and is comfortable while doing her thing, as I do mine. 5. A woman who loves to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
...Dan Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 1 hour ago, AMG said: This. She won't be so beautiful when she comes off and loses all her skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMG Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 47 minutes ago, ...Dan said: She won't be so beautiful when she comes off and loses all her skin. Atleast then she'll be in my league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Rick said: Started quite sweet there ANNNNNNNNNNNDDDDD then went filth Hahaha. Yeah it's Friday and I'm talking trash, but without doubt warm eyes are #1 and a curvy body a close second. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Round 16 years ago with an ex, her morning routine consisted of hoovering up downstairs and other cleaning chores. One morning I got her to do it barefooted, her full 30 minute chore, whilst she was doing her routine, I followed her feet around on all fours. Was strange that for the duration I had a full boner, while following her around, at the end my wrists and knees were killing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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