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Yesterday on my way to home on a bus there was an old man sitting, i sat next to him and said Hi and that was my biggest mistake He started by asking " What do you do son ? " to which i replied i'm studying at uni, He said " Good Good ! Tell me son can one make a car that runs on water ? " I said that's not possible. " Hmm Well your'e wrong son, look that up again " This was just the start of the torture, he kept on talking about everything he had on mind through out the ride The whole bus was looking at me ! I got my phone out to text. " Who are you talking to ? Is it a girl ? " And that led him to talk about Sex He told me Arabs in old times used to get scorpions to sting on their dicks for a longer erection Never again !

you missed out the part where you got off the bus at the next stop and bought a family of scorpions.

This should be how throw ins are always taken

good luck mate

This is why Barsa, Madrid, United, Citeh, Bayern etc should be banned from buying 20 year old kids and fucking them off.