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my original plan was to leave most the stuff in the flat but because it'd been on the market so long, we'd finally found someone and they didn't want the furniture so in order for them to take it, we decided to remove it all. So now my dad's garage is full of furniture

Think how much crap we had when we moved with the kids stuff and everything... There was so much to move I said to the missus it would be cheaper to leave everything and start over again.. Sorry to hear about that Spike... Got a decent record collection myself so know how that must feel...

Talking of fish... I was reading this morning that Police shut down a Kuwaiti store because staff stuck googly eyes on the fish to make them look fresh.. The Kuwaiti Ministry of Commerce closed the fish shop after it put 'fake lenses' on fish to make them look fresher, the newspaper in Kuwait added. Social media users quickly mocked the shop owner's cheeky bid to get away with selling old fish with a series of hilarious memes that went viral. To get in on the joke, a fish company in Kuwait announced it was selling 'fish without cosmetics', alongside a picture of a fish and a selection of different coloured contact lenses. Matthew Dalby said on Twitter: 'Never judge the freshness of fish by the googliness of their eyes.' LMAO... Let's be honest, some things are just so bizarre that they do crack you up..

This trip down south has been class so far. We are currently having a few beers while watching bats catching midges and mosquitos literally inches from our faces. All 3 of us have caught fish so far too. Even though I joke with @Danny, @SirBalon, @The Palace Fan, @Bluewolf, etc, southerners are among the most friendly people in general. I've got to say though, that whenever down south, I feel as though my Northern accent stands out like fuck and sounds cringey haha. @nudge I also have 4 ducklings that are pretty much living in my tent during the day and the mother doesn't care. They are tame as fuck too. Pictures to come...

Why don't you test it out on here? Could give you a quick jump start to getting people reading it and getting feedback etc.

@Bluewolf Was born in the 1700s-BC and still posts here. @Any O'Brien Was banned from every all-you-can-eat restaurant in the North East. @Stan Is an IT expert. @Kitchen Sales Wanted to be a spy but was ditched because of his hair. @DeadLinesman Wanted to be be a Rockstar but was unable to headbang. @Blue Is still a virgin. @SirBalon Does not type his posts, he has a dozen Oompa Loompas doing it for him. @Bluebird Hewitt Does not actually like sheep's milk.