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There was this newscaster here who said the pilot ejaculated instead of ejected while reporting a plane crash story

Depending how high he was, won't take him that long to get up to heaven.

Spot on about the scenery mate.... I mean looking at those wicker type parasols has given me an idea for the garden this year, Obviously I don't have those lovely mountains to see each morning from my back door but a couple of those shaders could bring a bit of the exotic home to me you know... scatter a bit of sand around and bobs your uncle.. Might have to get the picture enlarged or even up on the wall in the garage for inspiration and all that, Appreciate the post mate.. Nice of you to think of me..

The beaches are back open in Italy then. The scenery around there looks very nice in the background, it has to be said..... @Bluewolf

Harry will be demoted in my next Australian hierarchy list for breaking Spikes heart

Australians just like saying 'good on ya'. We say it about everything, it's kind of one of those phrases that is just an automatic response. To me it sounded like she was saying 'good on ya for putting up with shitty pale skin that burns when your sister has a nice complexion', but whatever. It's probably why only foreigners are mad about it.

Sadly I don't speak the language... Shame, we could have sent each other secret messages

A news gaffe shouldn’t get any more attention than it deserves. Who is this twitter cunt anyway? Probably some clown that had no thoughts about Australia till they saw a clip thye could be angry about.

Didn't know that. I will only converse with you in Lithuanian from now on...