If you get 2 high doses a month apart it is 62%.
If you get a low dose then a high dose a month later it is 90%.
If you get a lollipop with either it goes up 2%
A control group wore tin foil hats for 3 weeks and it was 5%
Credit to Oxford University for covering all confounding variables
I've already seen people posting about how it's a secret conspiracy chip so that the pedophile rich people can control us all.
I don't know why i let idiots frustrate me so much.