Danny

Warburton has a patchy record in management but he can get the best out of young players, not surprised Dowell done well under him.

Kieran Dowell expected to feature for Everton this season? Only seen highlights but he looks decent.

The doctor didn't even say he had a concussion, just that he could have. It was an effort to pick his confidence up.

That he fucked it up? Come off the concussion bollocks.

They went exploring and the rainfall trapped them in.

Guessing they've not used Elon Musk's team/tech to try and get them out?

Genuine question, have you ever laughed at anything before? Maybe even just a wry smile. Feisty one you are.

Someone said that about me when I launched my glass of orange juice over everyone after penalties.

Mate I'm not a mind reader. Your post literally says for everyone there's another....fair play if that wasn't your point.

Your wording makes it seem that rape and sexual assault are as common as fake accusations. Hence come off it. Im not sure how the American system works, however I've listened to a few podcasts that show their court system in general is fucked and things that happen there wouldn't happen in the UK. But rape is the hardest crime to prove, flimsy isn't a word you'd use in the UK regarding court proceedings.

Come off it mate

Na it's a beginners/new night, people who've never done it, people doing it for a year or so etc. Plus Kiwi crowds don't really heckle as much

Ironically the MC said that before I went on

Made my debut stand up comedy appearance tonight! Spent the entire day shitting myself, literally, stomach turned upside down. Went well though, laughs throughout which was a lot more than the awkward silence I anticipated. Much better than I could have expected, I'm just happy my voice didn't disappear and my throat close up.

Guardian reporting a £19.5m deal for Leno has been agreed. Over 5 years that's £3.9m out of the current £50m transfer kitty, obviously not including salary.

How many books has he released and which number is that?

yeah inbred Australians too

I don't understand cars

I'm not from the bush like you

I don't like the left one

Statistically more likely to kill my girlfriend than get killed by a Jihadist in London

Followed by "go stand outside a school"

Could give you some tips then

I open with there once was a prick called Spike, who will hopefully get shot outside a school

wanker