Bluewolf

After going at each other in a sad attempt to grab some power for themselves they release this statement.. The Conservative Party will come together again in the "spirit of harmony and love" after the leadership race, a Cabinet minister has said. Do me a fucking favour...

The club has announced that Tom Glick will be our new President of Business Glick, a former Manchester City executive and Carolina Panthers president, comes in to assume some of the responsibilities previously overseen by Marina Granovskaia, who left from her role of director in June. Glick will assume responsibility for day-to-day operations at Chelsea FC, including managing its global commercial strategy, driving revenue growth, enhancing fan engagement, and creating exceptional experiences for the Club’s fans.’ Chelsea confirm another major appointment as Todd Boehly upheaval continues (msn.com)

Rained a bit last night for about 5 minutes which caught me out a bit... Today is as predicted, blazing hot and it's not even 10am yet

That looks terrible....

It's ok, to call it a gem is a bit of a stretch though...

First round of voting is over and the following remain... Six of the candidates have made it through to the next stage after securing 30 votes or more, with Rishi Sunak leading the way on 88: Kemi Badenoch Suella Braverman Penny Mordaunt Rishi Sunak Liz Truss Tom Tugendhat

When you try the thing from the movie... They want "like in that movie," and then... - 9GAG

Eight contenders will be on the ballot paper when Tory MPs begin voting on Wednesday to elect a successor to Boris Johnson, the chairman of the 1922 Committee, Sir Graham Brady, has announced. Rishi Sunak, Liz Truss, Tom Tugendhat, Kemi Badenoch, Penny Mordaunt, Jeremy Hunt, Nadhim Zahawi and Suella Braverman all secured the 20 nominations from fellow MPs needed to enter the contest.

The story so far with all the players I have read about being linked with these past few weeks.. Sterling ( signed ) Raphinha ( Barcelona ) Dembele ( Staying at Barcelona ) Kounde ( Barcelona ) Koulibaly ( signed ) Ake ( Staying at City ) de Ligt ( Bayern Munich ) Ronaldo Neymar Rice Lewandowski ( Barcelona ) Frenkie de Jong Gnarbry ( Staying at Bayern Munich ) I think that's about it....

Man Utd fitness levels... Liverpool fitness levels...

Bit of a drubbing for Liverpool that was....

My Father was Irish so not all invasions turn out too bad...

I don't know who makes these but some of them are amusing... UNPREDICTABLE MOTHER NATURE - 9GAG

No thanks...

There are now 11 candidates that could be running for the leadership of the Tory party... Personally I wouldn't trust a single one.. They are like Medusa's Snakes, cutting the head off means nothing if all the other snakes can still paralyze you.. Patel can fuck off as well, she is downright dangerous.. They have already proven they are all unworthy and can't be trusted after the Johnson debacle.. A surprise entry has also been made by Foreign Office minister Rehman Chishti, meaning 11 Conservatives are now fighting to replace Boris Johnson as prime minister. Writing in the Telegraph newspaper, Ms Truss pledged to "start cutting taxes from day one" with a commitment to reverse April's National Insurance rise. Using the tagline "Trusted to Deliver", Ms Truss said she wants to give people "the opportunity to achieve anything they to achieve" regardless of their background. Meanwhile, a supporter of Home Secretary Priti Patel said there was a "strong chance" she would put herself forward as well. Another ally said Ms Patel was still considering her position but added that she had more support than some of the candidates who had already publicly declared.

New Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag says forward Cristiano Ronaldo is "in our plans" for the season and is "not for sale". Portugal's captain will miss the first part of United's pre-season tour to Thailand and wants to leave the club. He returned to United last season after playing for Real Madrid and Juventus. "He is not with us due to personal issues. We are planning with Cristiano Ronaldo for this season. That is it," Ten Hag said.

Very true and it's why we have the mental and physical strength to compete.. We fought against the following.... The Romans The Vikings The Germanic Tribes Where as you lot took on and were soundly thrashed by these...

Because after getting duffed up by a bunch of Emu's back in 1932 they realised they didn't have the physical or mental toughness required..

He would be much better than any of them other horrible cunts waiting in the wings...

Boris Johnson faces a delegation of Cabinet ministers at Downing Street telling him to quit tonight. It comes as the number of MPs who've resigned hits 32. Transport Secretary Grant Shapps, who was key to the Prime Minister's fight for survival during partygate, is among those who will demand he quits, sources told the PA news agency. Long-standing ally Brandon Lewis, who believes Mr Johnson's position is "now untenable", was understood to be part of the group, as was Welsh Secretary Simon Hart. Reports even suggested Nadhim Zahawi, who was only appointed Chancellor on Tuesday, will join the group. The Prime Minister, appearing at the Commons Liaison Committee, was told that there was a delegation of Cabinet Ministers of waiting for him at Downing Street to tell him to quit.