Bluewolf

Prawns in seafood dressing is a must.... I once got seduced by an older woman over a Prawn & Seafood dressing starter once.. I didn't know what was happening until it was too late.. No regrets!!

That's my idea straight in the bin then.....

Don't even try and pretend you don't get hourly Twitter updates and Facebook notifications....

The Rooney v Vardy game has kicked off... There has been a lot of build up to this match much of which nobody gave a flying fuck about unless you were always down the tanning salon or getting your nails done ... Hold on!! And it's an early goal for the Vardys!!!! VAR is checking on it now and the decision is.................................... An own Goal by the Rooneys!! it's allowed to stand Rooney 0 - 1 Vardy The Judge... I mean Ref, has made the Roonys cough up £22,000 in legal fees to the Vardys in the opening exchanges..

And to quote the letter from his Housemaster at Eton... Boris sometimes seems affronted when criticised for what amounts to a gross failure of responsibility (and surprised at the same time that he was not appointed Captain of the School for next half): I think he honestly believes that it is churlish of us not to regard him as an exception, one who should be free of the network of obligation which binds everyone else.”

Not a big fan of him myself but when they have to go on there it's like facing off against a bloke with a double barrelled shotgun while you are holding a spoon... They must hate getting picked to do that slot..

So much laughter from this.... This during PMQ's... Johnson refusing to back down on the amount of wasted tax payer money being spent to secure PPE then this came up... Meanwhile the PM was forced to defend his comments this week to MPs, calling Scottish devolution a “disaster”. Mr Johnson replied: "I think what has unquestionably been a disaster is the way in which the Scottish National Party have taken and used devolution as means not to improve the lives of their constituents, not to address their health concerns, not to improve education in Scotland, but constantly - and I know this is actually a point of view that is shared by (Sir Keir Starmer) - but constantly to campaign for the break-up of our country. "To turn devolution, otherwise a sound policy for which I myself personally benefited when I was running London - but turn devolution into a mission to break up the UK. "That, in my view, would be a disaster." But Sir Keir hit back: “The single biggest threat to the future of the United Kingdom is the Prime Minister every time he opens his mouth".

@Stan's first day on the job..... https://9gag.com/gag/aXgOrw6

Not surprised... If they didn't he would be touching all the controls all the time and eating all the eggs....

When it's Green everything crisp and nice but Police brutality will still be present...

And that's another shift over and another step closer to my Christmas holidays...

Having a wee in your beer you say???

Nice looking dog @Rab

You forgot not kicking the ball above shoulder height....

I think what I find most disappointing is that there is a total lack of control/management over spending at any level and it allows things to spiral out of control until it's too late to do anything.. The Government are the same, It's been noted on numerous occasions about the spending during Covid and who is getting all this money and as always it's "we can talk about this later once it's over" and by then millions will have been squandered.. absolutely disgraceful anyway you look at it..

Max Verstappen and Daniel Ricciardo sign a picture of their collision in 2018

So Croydon has declared bankruptcy... They are blaming the Government for spending cuts and the Government are blaming them for poor investments, either way some serious cuts are going to be needed and as always it's the community that will suffer most...

When you say whipped cream I take it you are talking about that watery shit straight out of the can??? I love fresh cream cakes I have to say YUMM!! @DeadLinesman likes whipped cream as well, just before he has a shave..

Sorry to hear about that mate...

Alec Baldwin doing Trumps concession speech... https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/tv/other/alec-baldwin-delivers-donald-trump-concession-speech-on-snl/vi-BB1aNVCg?ocid=msedgntp

He needs a slap because that's the second time now..

Pfizer are the same company that makes Viagra so @CaaC (John) will need to watch out for any funny side effects because he is listed as number 2 according to who gets priority...