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I am going home for Christmas! It is a good thing airlines still accept milage points, a $15,000 ticket for $66 ain’t bad!

‘BBQ’ is just ignorant stereotyping, can’t put that in the same sentence as the sadists that were at Chelsea in the 90s.

Stan is fearful of the the PAKISTANI DONG

I could probably bribe a guard to get into Pakistan, can't do that in Australia.

https://lingojam.com/EnglishtoAustralian

One month.

It will be when I'm through with you.

So the English cricket team is moaning and whinging about quarantining upon entry to Australia for The Ashes. I have Australian citizenship and a passport and I have to quarantine so why should they get an exception when they lack those two certificates? That is an insult towards me, and it essentially renders my citizenship worthless. The English team an square up and lick my taint to my arsehole if they think they are exempt. If they refuse to play in Australia they should forfeit the series and the victory given to Australia. Andrew Strauss is moaning that they players should be able to bring their families. FUCK OFF, I can't even bring my fucking wife to Australia, so why are non-citizens getting preferential treatment? I'm so furious.

All teams are like that though. It's not like Australia have a consistent selection across all formats.

India should have thought of that before they decided to be a democratic state instead of a one-party efficient totalitarian money machine like China.

Dammit man I can speak German not read it.

Dyslexia is a learning disability, I think you mean illiterate, mate!

James is a prick and Everton fans shouldn’t have to suffer the indignity of a player that thinks he is better than 120+ years old club

Perpetual war economy. That is probably how the intervening countries see it.I sincerely doubt they want an end to conflict, when they can milk war profits.

I see. It's just a continual civil war then, this is just another ebb in the tide.

What is their popular support? Do Afghanis want the Taliban?

Hmm, Newcastle player from the Central Coast. I give him a year before he is done for glassing someone at the Queen’s Wharf Hotel

@Happy Blue aren't you a Canterbury fan?

@Devil-Dick Willie what happened to the milk this season? Also a good family friend is a diehard Tigers supporter and I always make sure to read his comments on the team at the start of the season. Him overrating bit part players, commenting on what players are in the wrong position, etc. Then he will make a bold 'top eight easily' and then after the first week all he does is complain how bad the team is. It's so good.

@Toinhois the housing market in Perth as bad as it is in Sydney? I've been seeing that it's nigh impossible to get affordable housing. What about Fremantle?

I'll make it sure to happen when McGowan opens up the borders to foreigners in a decade. Besides I have to pay my respects to that Bon Scott statue in Freemantle and Kim Beazly

Is a chapatti the same as a roti?

How long does the naan take to bake?

I’m surprised Windies can even play test cricket, they get at it like t20

‘Lets not pretend its the pandemic stopping you’ - I’m just gonna say that is one of the worst things anyone has said to me on this website.