Stan

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-57233756 100 days since Nasa's Perseverance landed on Mars!

Done. Now that Palace twat can stop fucking moaning

Holy shit.

Weirdos.

You are weird.

Canos, Mbuemo, Jansson, Marcondes to name a few I reckon.

@Danny Enjoy the ride, mate!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-57287764 Enjoy

5 into 2 doesn't go! Dag & Red vs Wrexham FC Halifax vs Chesterfield Solihull Moors vs Eastleigh Bromley vs Notts County

Oh Pizza Hut.

Makes sense as to why we found @MUFC and @Batard's IP addresses near Venice then.

Definitely a sign of their financial situation. They do have a few highly-rated younger players coming through as well, so this experience in the side may not be the worst thing in the world. Aguero is only 32 and I think is a decent fit, even if for a season or two.

This is sad to hear of

These revelations, if you can call them that, from Cummings are quite something. It's as if a hell of a lot of people knew the government were about to fuck things up, did fuck things up, and continuously fuck things up but it's someone from the inside (Cummings) who can reveal it in all it's miserable glory. Some of the things he's said so far: - on 12th March, Cabinet Sec told PM they had a herd immunity plan 'like the old chickenpox parties'. This is at a time where the virus was already spreading like wildfire in Italy and that that country had already been in lockdown for several weeks. - The night before, Helen MacNamara (former deputy Cabinet Sec) said 'I think we are absolutely fucked. I think we are going to kill 1000s of people' after being told 'there was no pandemic plan'. He says 'Cabinet Office is terrifyingly shit'. 'Hancock should have been fired to at least 15 or 20 things, including lying to everybody on multiple occasions in meeting after meeting in the Cabinet room and publicly' This is only the beginning, as well. I hate Cummings for the role he played in last year's shit-show as he is culpable as the rest of them, but if this means we are one step closer to getting the people in charge out of power then so be it. It doesn't make him a saint or anything like that, but it makes Johnson and his pals far more devilish and devious against the country and its people. And that will be remembered.

Vaccine appts reached my age category. Booked mine

No. How rude. What do you take us for?

I think we need a summer holiday and let all this blow over.

We've spoken to @Tommy about it and reprimanded him for causing such a fuss.

Treat yourself to some sausage stew, fish and chips or chicken and chips!

did you get permission from the cow for the photo mate?

Alright wannabe Phil