Machado

"My bad" doesn't work when you killed a lot of innocent people.

The kid is like "fuck your shit, I wanna play Metallica".

Glad to know they are back to touring. Looks like Mustaine's treatment is finished.

I'm as much of an atheist as you can get but this is a banger. Only track I felt like listening again in the whole album though.

Flamengo win 8 in a row, their all time record in Serie A. Most wins in a row by any side is 11. Everything is looking very good for Flamengo. Excellent position to win the league now.

Brian having a mare and caught lying again. One of the worst humans of all time. Up there with 6ix9ine and Hitler.

This track is hilarious... there's some 90's in it. Needs a music video.

Bruno Henrique: "Se antes tivesse um treinador europeu a minha vida na Europa teria sido diferente. O Jorge Jesus é um homem intenso, que cobra de todos, mas também conversa, mostra o caminho certo e isso pode ver-se no futebol que o Flamengo está a praticar. Não só eu, mas todos os outros jogadores, o Flamengo está a jogar um futebol bonito" @El Profesor This sounds so much like Jesus from his first season with Benfica. He really seemed like a gift from the gods, until his limitations started showing. He certainly is a breath of fresh air to any side when he first joins. Sporting also easily played their best football of the last decade under him. What do you think of Flamengo's chances of winning the Brasileirão? Also, do you think he would be good for Brazil's NT? Some rumours that it could be his next job.

Medvedev is some tennis player. Love his style. I'm definitely team Medvedev once Federer retires.

Does Serena hold the record for most GS finals lost yet? From 21-4 to 23-10 in GS finals. Andreescu wins the US Open at 19. First teenager to win a slam since Sharapova in 2004. A very hostile crowd makes it all more impressive.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. According to football fans, everyone who gets to the top of officiating, law making or is in charge of any important office work that is related to football, is both corrupt and incompetent. Fascinating.

Boris is just like Trump Not that this is breaking news, but this goes to show that he is far from being a politician driven by any convictions, ideological agenda or the pursuit of any distinct cause really. He's known for his odd appearance, PR stunts and occasional use of questionable language. Thankfully this is the man who heavily campaigned in favor of Brexit for personal gain and will be in charge when it happens, owning this tragedy for eternity, so hopefully history won't be kind to him. It seems that many (unconsciously or not) think legal equals wise and acceptable, forgetting that laws were written by humans so they are inherently flawed and need revision periodically, or even constantly.

Democracy, will of the people, etc.

Get on Griezmann to score later today. Messi, Suarez and Dembele out injured.

Morinho on VAR: "Only thieves complain about introduction of security cameras".

Atletico and Vitesse. Make a double.

Those guys are insanely good!

Oh my oh my

Am I the only one who really likes these guys?