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I was thinking of doing one with Morecambe. It's boring with Barcelona after a while, I just wanted to see how those young players grew. A few years back I created Lancaster City and took them up from League 1. One thing I don't understand is is the Copa América mode. You can play against many teams but only Argentine teams are available to play with. They need more South American leagues like they used to.

Terrible news. If things weren't already shit for Haitian people. 3,700 prisoners, many of which are likely violent, have escaped.

I actually meant to write Europe. But either way, they aren't conscribing me. I'll fuck off to Cambodia and hide at @nudge's house..

He'll be on the next one either way and it was easy enough to create him. Vitor Roque is also a beast. He wasn't added to the game until Jan but he's now at 95 for me. This has been refreshing as I didn't get the last few Fifas. I sold Gvardiol and replaced him with Saliba as he was moaning and then requested a transfer and Ter Stegen has been replaced by Donnarumma, as the German started to massively decline. --------------- Donnarumma(91) Koundé(93) - Saliba(90) - Araújo(92) - Balde(91) ---------Pedri(96) - de Jong(92) - Gavi(91) -------Yamal(96) - Roque(95) - Fati(93)

I had to create Yamal, as he isn't on the game due to age, and he's grown from like 74 to 94. It's ridiculous how he's not on the game though. He can play real games in real life but not appear on a fucking game for the fact he's 16? I must say, the goals I score on this are ridiculous. Some beauties.

I hate it as you often concede that 1 goal to fuck the clean sheet up. Anyway, who needs to make signings?

Isn't Ukraine one of the worst countries for violating human rights?

Mallorca 0-0 Real Sociedad Atlético Madrid 0-1 Athletic Bilbao The semi finals of the Copa del rey look interesting. I can see it being another Athletic Bilbao vs Real Sociedad repeat final of a few years back. Can Athletic finally win it? They are the club with the 2nd most Copas with 23, but haven't won it since 1984, despite being in 6 finals since then.

Meth, Redman and 50 cent. @JoshBRFC I thought it was an official track, but think it's a remix. Still decent though.

He's the type of player needed too. A number 9. Yamal is also excellent for his age. Amazing to think he's 16.

Vitor Roque has scored 2 in his last 2 off the bench for Barcelona. Even in the games before that, he missed chances but got into great positions in the first place. His red card was laughable though. No way deserved.

@Devil The museum isn't bad is it mate? I took a trip around it before.

Health and safety this one. I do need to renew CSCS as well though soon, but that'll be Preston probably. I'll send you my number on WhatsApp as I've already got yours. You should still have mine as well. I was thinking of going to the museum since it's free and having a mooch about. That's if it doesn't rain Lancaster mate, but dropping me off in Preston would be perfect.

It quoted one of your posts for some reason, so I edited it and removed it. That'll be why mate.

@JoshBRFC I'm in Manchester next Thursday as I have a health and safety exam. If you are still down there, we could have met up in Gay village x. Luckily the test centre is 0.2 mile from Picadilly station. It'll literally take 7 mins to do the exam, so I might as well mooch around for a few hours after.

Shouldn't you be out pulling statues down or gluing your head to the road or something?

11 tonnes of coke

What the fuck do I get recommended on YouTube?

El Salvador, 405 days without a murder apparently.

Didn't you go to Cala Millor last year as well? I remember you saying. Looks nice on that side of Mallorca. Fuerteventura is great. Definitely recommended.

@MUFC

@JoshBRFC Nintendo Switch mate. I only got it because of going to Fuerteventura the other week. I haven't been on the Ps4 for ages. I need to buy a Ps5 at some point to be honest. It's actually a good game on the switch as it's the actual game and not just updated squads like that awful Fifa game last year.

Barcelona won all 6 in 2009 and 5 in 2015 and Bayern have done it as well.