Carnivore Chris

It's clear Yamal should be starter. 16 or not. Absolutely brilliant for his age. This lad could be the next star in football. 2 Assists today, some nice dribble runs and nearly scored after hitting the bar. The thing is, he's been hyped up since a kid in the youth for years. Time to drop Lewandowski and have a front 3 of Yamal, Ferrán and Félix, with either Félix or Ferrán as a false 9.

I knew the Mexican Cartels would have some form of involvement. The Jalisco nueva generación are trafficking weapons into Colombia and Ecuador at an alarming rate, which is obviously worrying for both countries.

Health and safety this one. I do need to renew CSCS as well though soon, but that'll be Preston probably. I'll send you my number on WhatsApp as I've already got yours. You should still have mine as well. I was thinking of going to the museum since it's free and having a mooch about. That's if it doesn't rain Lancaster mate, but dropping me off in Preston would be perfect.

It quoted one of your posts for some reason, so I edited it and removed it. That'll be why mate.

He's the Gavi of the team

GK: Gorilla RB: Leopard CB: Hippo CB: Rhino LB: Tiger DM: Polar Bear CM: Golden Eagle AM: Honey Badger LW: Peregrine Falcon RW: Cheetah ST: Jaguar Cheetah and Peregrine Falcon on the wings for their speed and agility. Golden Eagle as a playmaker for his vision.

@JoshBRFC I'm in Manchester next Thursday as I have a health and safety exam. If you are still down there, we could have met up in Gay village x. Luckily the test centre is 0.2 mile from Picadilly station. It'll literally take 7 mins to do the exam, so I might as well mooch around for a few hours after.

I've heard alot of criticism for Hugo Sánchez.

I actually forgot about him. But you're right, he is likely number one. México have had some top players but then some who could have become much more for them, especially Vela. The greatest ever player from Central America is Mágico González. @Goku de la Boca

Shouldn't you be out pulling statues down or gluing your head to the road or something?

11 tonnes of coke

What the fuck do I get recommended on YouTube?

I would put Rivaldo ahead of Ronaldinho for Brazil. Best player in their Copa América 1999 win and their best player, along with Ronaldo, in World Cup 2002. Also Romário practically won the World Cup himself in 1994. To be honest, I agree with James, but due to him falling off at club level so quickly, I didn't like choosing him. For Colombia though, he's arguably their best. The Colombia team of 94, which Valderrama and Higuita were part of, was class and should have done more. There is probably someone better than David Alaba as well. I just couldn't think. Most of the best Austrian players are from before my time.

England: Bobby Charlton & Bobby Moore Scotland: Kenny Dalglish & Denis Law Northern Ireland: George Best & Pat Jennings Wales: Ryan Giggs & Gareth Bale Germany: Frans Beckenbauer & Lother Matthäus Netherlands: Johan Cruijff & Marco Van Basten Denmark: Peter Schmeichel & Michael Laudrup Austria: Hans Krankl & David Alaba Romania: Gheorghe Hagi & Gheorghe Popescu Sweden: Zlatan Ibrahimovic & Henrik Larsson France: Michel Platini & Zinedine Zidane Spain: Xaviniesta & Luis Suárez Portugal: Eusebio & C.Ronaldo Italy: Paolo Maldini & Franco Baresi Croatia: Luka Modric & Davor Suker Turkey: Tugay & Hakan Sukur USA: Clint Dempsey & Brad Friedel México: Rafa Márquez & Hugo Sánchez El Salvador: Mágico González Argentina: Lionel Messi & Diego Maradona Brazil: Pelé & Zico Perú: Teófico Cubillas & Héctor Chumpitaz Colombia: Carlos Valderrama & Rene Higuita Uruguay: Luis Suárez & Obdulio Varela Chile: Alexis Sánchez & Arturo Vidal Cameroon: Samuel Eto'o & Roger Milla Ivory Coast: Didier Drogba & Yaya Toure

Cuauhtémoc Blanco or Rafa Márquez over Chicharito.

A big crime boss from there has escaped from prison.

Obviously this is nothing new, but you can clearly see that the street gangs(not Cartels, but the street gangs) in Latin America are largely heavily influenced by USA gang culture. The way they dress, the gang signs, the music, etc. In fact, those clowns in the video, who took hostages live on TV, appear to be a street gang, but are committing a crime with the level of organisation expected from a Cartel. I'm guessing the Cartels have the street gangs working for them.

On the list I was looking it, it claims there are 1,250,000 English living in Australia. I knew there were alot, but not that fucking many. Saying that, you can't blame them.

What I'm saying is, even if they can get by, people shouldn't be expected to learn English in the countries mentioned and it should be the other way around.

302,020 English people live in Spain. 176,672 in France 98,553 in Germany 65,645 in Italy That's approximately 600,000 there who should need to really.

El Salvador, 405 days without a murder apparently.

Didn't you go to Cala Millor last year as well? I remember you saying. Looks nice on that side of Mallorca. Fuerteventura is great. Definitely recommended.

A Tiger would be the worst because if it was to attack you, you wouldn't likely see it first. It would come out of nowhere and attack from behind after stalking you for 20 minutes beforehand. I'd choose the bear, unless it was a polar bear. There is more chance of it leaving you alone. Saying that a Tiger or Croc may only attack when hungry, while a Hippo would kill you just because it thinks you are a cunt.