Honey Honey Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 Quote Manchester City forward Nolito says his "daughter's face has changed colour" because of the English weather in the 11 months since he signed for the club. Nolito, 30, has made just nine Premier League starts since joining City for £13.8m from Celta Vigo last July. He has struggled to adapt to life in England and said he wanted to leave. "I've learnt little English. It's hard. Just 'tomorrow', 'good morning', 'good afternoon' and a little more," Nolito told radio station El Transistor. He added: "My daughter's face has changed colour - it looks like she's been living in a cave." Nolito, who signed a four-year contract with City last summer, has scored six goals in 30 games in all competitions, but his last Premier League start was a 3-0 win away at Hull City on 26 December. "I am under the contract, so the club will decide, but I want to leave," he said. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40193329 No mate, that sounds like Iron deficiency.
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, HoneyNUFC said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40193329 No mate, that sounds like Iron deficiency. Actually it's vitamin D deficiency and I have to give that to my son here.
Honey Honey Posted June 7, 2017 Author Posted June 7, 2017 Just now, SirBalon said: Actually it's vitamin D deficiency and I have to give that to my son here. Get him to take his burqa off
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, HoneyNUFC said: Get him to take his burqa off Sshhhhh... FIB might do something untoward.
The Artful Dodger Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 Guardiola is apparently not very happy in Manchester at the moment too.
Spike Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 The fuck were they expecting in the north-east of England?
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 Quite a number of players in the past have mentioned this before but Nolito has been different and been vocal about it all season. He should've known!
Subscriber Dan+ Posted June 7, 2017 Subscriber Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Spike said: The fuck were they expecting in the north-east of England? Hopefully not Man City.
Spike Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dan said: Hopefully not Man City. Kin hell, I mixed up east and west again. I even specifically thought about it. Lomg day at work
DeadLinesman Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Spike said: The fuck were they expecting in the north-east of England? Newcastle? Sunderland? Middlesbrough? Darlington?
Spike Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 Just now, DeadLinesman said: Newcastle? Sunderland? Middlesbrough? Darlington? I ALREADY ADDRESSED THIS
Guest Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Spike said: Kin hell, I mixed up east and west again. I even specifically thought about it. Lomg day at work Do you not know the difference between left and right? I smell hypocrisy
Spike Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 Just now, LaSambadeStGermain said: I smell hypocrisy MFKDIFNFIOSJ
Spike Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 You guys can get wrekt, I'm eating my vegemite toast and sharing none of it.
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Spike said: You guys can get wrekt, I'm eating my vegemite toast and sharing none of it. That's disgusting and worthy of a warning. Don't tell me you like that muck Marmite too?
God is Haaland Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 Quote My daughter's face has changed colour - it looks like she's been living in a cave. And it made you look like some greasy, pocket-picking latino dwarf.
Spike Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 Just now, SirBalon said: That's disgusting and worthy of a warning. Don't tell me you like that muck Marmite too? You are a poor excuse for an Englishman
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Spike said: You are a poor excuse for an Englishman I've evolved!
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, True Bender said: And it made you look like some greasy, pocket-picking latino dwarf. Oh yeah... I forgot about one of your sausage eating brüder on the other site reminding us that Latinos steal wallets! Here you go mate...
God is Haaland Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, SirBalon said: Oh yeah... I forgot about one of your sausage eating brüder on the other site reminding us that Latinos steal wallets! Here you go mate... You mean on the other side of the planet? +1 for the Umlaut.
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, True Bender said: You mean on the other side of the planet? +1 for the Umlaut. +1 for learning and being my best pupil.
Subscriber Dan+ Posted June 7, 2017 Subscriber Posted June 7, 2017 23 minutes ago, Spike said: You guys can get wrekt, I'm eating my vegemite toast and sharing none of it. Unsure how I'll cope
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Posted June 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Nolito wants to leave because his daughters face has changed and Yaya wants to leave because they didn't get him a birthday cake. What do they put in the water at City?! Maybe Nolito's daughter ate all of Yaya's birthday cake and is actually not suffering from sunlight deficiency, but actually is suffering from a sugar overdose. It also explains how she's a latino because she went and stole Yaya's cake!
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