Honey Honey Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Quote Manchester City forward Nolito says his "daughter's face has changed colour" because of the English weather in the 11 months since he signed for the club. Nolito, 30, has made just nine Premier League starts since joining City for £13.8m from Celta Vigo last July. He has struggled to adapt to life in England and said he wanted to leave. "I've learnt little English. It's hard. Just 'tomorrow', 'good morning', 'good afternoon' and a little more," Nolito told radio station El Transistor. He added: "My daughter's face has changed colour - it looks like she's been living in a cave." Nolito, who signed a four-year contract with City last summer, has scored six goals in 30 games in all competitions, but his last Premier League start was a 3-0 win away at Hull City on 26 December. "I am under the contract, so the club will decide, but I want to leave," he said. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40193329 No mate, that sounds like Iron deficiency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, HoneyNUFC said: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40193329 No mate, that sounds like Iron deficiency. Actually it's vitamin D deficiency and I have to give that to my son here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honey Honey Posted June 7, 2017 Author Share Posted June 7, 2017 Just now, SirBalon said: Actually it's vitamin D deficiency and I have to give that to my son here. Get him to take his burqa off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, HoneyNUFC said: Get him to take his burqa off Sshhhhh... FIB might do something untoward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Artful Dodger Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Guardiola is apparently not very happy in Manchester at the moment too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 The fuck were they expecting in the north-east of England? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Quite a number of players in the past have mentioned this before but Nolito has been different and been vocal about it all season. He should've known! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Dan+ Posted June 7, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Spike said: The fuck were they expecting in the north-east of England? Hopefully not Man City. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Dan said: Hopefully not Man City. Kin hell, I mixed up east and west again. I even specifically thought about it. Lomg day at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Spike said: The fuck were they expecting in the north-east of England? Newcastle? Sunderland? Middlesbrough? Darlington? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Just now, DeadLinesman said: Newcastle? Sunderland? Middlesbrough? Darlington? I ALREADY ADDRESSED THIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Spike said: Kin hell, I mixed up east and west again. I even specifically thought about it. Lomg day at work Do you not know the difference between left and right? I smell hypocrisy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Calm down. It's been a lomg day for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Just now, LaSambadeStGermain said: I smell hypocrisy MFKDIFNFIOSJ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 You guys can get wrekt, I'm eating my vegemite toast and sharing none of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeadLinesman Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Well you do come from a land down under. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, Spike said: You guys can get wrekt, I'm eating my vegemite toast and sharing none of it. That's disgusting and worthy of a warning. Don't tell me you like that muck Marmite too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God is Haaland Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Quote My daughter's face has changed colour - it looks like she's been living in a cave. And it made you look like some greasy, pocket-picking latino dwarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 Just now, SirBalon said: That's disgusting and worthy of a warning. Don't tell me you like that muck Marmite too? You are a poor excuse for an Englishman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, Spike said: You are a poor excuse for an Englishman I've evolved! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, True Bender said: And it made you look like some greasy, pocket-picking latino dwarf. Oh yeah... I forgot about one of your sausage eating brüder on the other site reminding us that Latinos steal wallets! Here you go mate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God is Haaland Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, SirBalon said: Oh yeah... I forgot about one of your sausage eating brüder on the other site reminding us that Latinos steal wallets! Here you go mate... You mean on the other side of the planet? +1 for the Umlaut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 1 minute ago, True Bender said: You mean on the other side of the planet? +1 for the Umlaut. +1 for learning and being my best pupil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber Dan+ Posted June 7, 2017 Subscriber Share Posted June 7, 2017 23 minutes ago, Spike said: You guys can get wrekt, I'm eating my vegemite toast and sharing none of it. Unsure how I'll cope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirBalon Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 2 minutes ago, Cannabis said: Nolito wants to leave because his daughters face has changed and Yaya wants to leave because they didn't get him a birthday cake. What do they put in the water at City?! Maybe Nolito's daughter ate all of Yaya's birthday cake and is actually not suffering from sunlight deficiency, but actually is suffering from a sugar overdose. It also explains how she's a latino because she went and stole Yaya's cake! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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