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Nolito - English Weather Has Made My Daughter Look Like Cave Dweller

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Manchester City forward Nolito says his "daughter's face has changed colour" because of the English weather in the 11 months since he signed for the club.

Nolito, 30, has made just nine Premier League starts since joining City for £13.8m from Celta Vigo last July.

He has struggled to adapt to life in England and said he wanted to leave.

"I've learnt little English. It's hard. Just 'tomorrow', 'good morning', 'good afternoon' and a little more," Nolito told radio station El Transistor.

He added: "My daughter's face has changed colour - it looks like she's been living in a cave."

Nolito, who signed a four-year contract with City last summer, has scored six goals in 30 games in all competitions, but his last Premier League start was a 3-0 win away at Hull City on 26 December.

"I am under the contract, so the club will decide, but I want to leave," he said.

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40193329

:rofl:

No mate, that sounds like Iron deficiency.

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1 minute ago, HoneyNUFC said:

Get him to take his burqa off

Sshhhhh...  FIB might do something untoward. :ph34r:

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The fuck were they expecting in the north-east of England? 

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Quite a number of players in the past have mentioned this before but Nolito has been different and been vocal about it all season.  He should've known!

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1 minute ago, Spike said:

The fuck were they expecting in the north-east of England? 

Hopefully not Man City.

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2 minutes ago, Dan said:

Hopefully not Man City.

Kin hell, :dam:I mixed up east and west again. I even specifically thought about it. Lomg day at work

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4 minutes ago, Spike said:

The fuck were they expecting in the north-east of England? 

Newcastle? Sunderland? Middlesbrough? Darlington?

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Just now, DeadLinesman said:

Newcastle? Sunderland? Middlesbrough? Darlington?

I ALREADY ADDRESSED THIS

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1 minute ago, Spike said:

Kin hell, :dam:I mixed up east and west again. I even specifically thought about it. Lomg day at work

Do you not know the difference between left and right?

 

I smell hypocrisy :ph34r:

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Just now, LaSambadeStGermain said:

 

I smell hypocrisy :ph34r:

MFKDIFNFIOSJ

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You guys can get wrekt, I'm eating my vegemite toast and sharing none of it.

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4 minutes ago, Spike said:

You guys can get wrekt, I'm eating my vegemite toast and sharing none of it.

That's disgusting and worthy of a warning.  Don't tell me you like that muck Marmite too?

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My daughter's face has changed colour - it looks like she's been living in a cave.

And it made you look like some greasy, pocket-picking latino dwarf.

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Just now, SirBalon said:

That's disgusting and worthy of a warning.  Don't tell me you like that muck Marmite too?

You are a poor excuse for an Englishman

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1 minute ago, Spike said:

You are a poor excuse for an Englishman

I've evolved!

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3 minutes ago, True Bender said:

And it made you look like some greasy, pocket-picking latino dwarf.

Oh yeah...  I forgot about one of your sausage eating brüder on the other site reminding us that Latinos steal wallets! :banana:

Here you go mate...

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1 minute ago, SirBalon said:

Oh yeah...  I forgot about one of your sausage eating brüder on the other site reminding us that Latinos steal wallets! :banana:

Here you go mate...

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You mean on the other side of the planet? +1 for the Umlaut.

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1 minute ago, True Bender said:

You mean on the other side of the planet? +1 for the Umlaut.

+1 for learning and being my best pupil. 

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23 minutes ago, Spike said:

You guys can get wrekt, I'm eating my vegemite toast and sharing none of it.

Unsure how I'll cope xD

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2 minutes ago, Cannabis said:

Nolito wants to leave because his daughters face has changed and Yaya wants to leave because they didn't get him a birthday cake. 

What do they put in the water at City?!

Maybe Nolito's daughter ate all of Yaya's birthday cake and is actually not suffering from sunlight deficiency, but actually is suffering from a sugar overdose.  It also explains how she's a latino because she went and stole Yaya's cake! >:(

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4 hours ago, Cannabis said:

Nolito wants to leave because his daughters face has changed and Yaya wants to leave because they didn't get him a birthday cake. 

What do they put in the water at City?!

Nolito has been kicked to the kerb and is just trying to save face  ..only real men can brave English weather, he's annoyed because the rain plays havoc with his hair gel and floppy hair, he cry's everytime someone tackle's him, he's not the kind of guy you would want stood next to you on the frontlines, pathetic excuse of a man, just a pampered ponce!!

Yaya has just signed a contract extension, he wants a big birthday cake  send off in the summer like Zaba got

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5 hours ago, True Bender said:

And it made you look like some greasy, pocket-picking latino dwarf.

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6 hours ago, Happy Blue said:

6 days ago :coffee:

 

Man City boss Pep Guardiola reveals just how much he loves Manchester

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/man-city-news-pep-guardiola-13127229

He's basically saying Manchester is ugly in that, but that's what makes it special? He won't be there long.

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