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Well didn't you notice there was less room in your bag... hmmm!! Towel, check, Suncream, check, Flip Flops unusually sticking out top of bag... erm.. check! What like a lost and found you mean.. under the 'pilfered by mistake' section... It was ( according to you ) an innocent mistake... I know you think most people are peasants but they won't turn up outside your abode with pitchforks and flaming torches looking for retribution if you come clean... It will be good to cleanse yourself of this smudge on your otherwise good character.. You don't want it to be haunting you in later life.. Trying to get into another country for example.. "You seem to have rather an unusual amount of different sized Flip Flops in your luggage Madame!!! and yet you only have one size pair of feet??" You could be branded a Flip Flop smuggler and detained for questioning.. maybe even jail time if you can't explain it away.. You need to think very carefully about the future as these things have a habit of catching up with you over time...

I can just visualize the moment you realized something was not right....

Right then.... I mean honestly, who would steal flip flops on purpose..

It really is a mystery to me. I remember when I was living in the Netherlands, their Queen was visiting my town at some point, and it seems like everyone went completely nuts - both Dutch and foreigners alike flocked to the streets and squares, dressed in orange and waving small flags, all just to see her get out of the car, wave to the public and disappear again I tried to reason to a friend of mine who wanted to go and drag me with her, saying it's just a person like everyone else, who just happened to be born into an institution that follows some pompously ridiculous ceremonial nonsense from centuries ago that has absolutely no relevancy or legitimacy nowadays. All to no avail, as my friend simply rejected my argument saying that she's not like any other person, she's THE QUEEN, doh! Fuck sake, I guess many still are peasants deep inside and actually believe that the monarchy has the divine right and is well above the people.

You want to me to publicly announce to the whole town that I took somebody else's flip flops by mistake? It's a good thing I'm moving...

You filthy thief! How did that happen?

Just like the other 10,200.

So... today I realised I accidentally stole somebody's flip flops last week

yeah but when you put the KKK flag up, it's not very nice.

I could understand mate, but you can clearly see the talent the lad has. When playing around Messi(where he has space to exploit) he has looked like he has genuine world class talent at times. He looks the business when playing alonside Messi and Coutinho, as the 2 players get him on the ball and create spaces for him, although expecting him to be the one to take games by the scruff of the neck is too soon, as he's still learning and developing his game. Neymar wasn't that great when he first signed either, as it takes time to fully adapt, especially if you have had injury set backs and have trouble with the language barrier. This is why European football gets worse all the time. It's not that talent isn't being produced, but they are all leaving for the same clubs and in many cases they aren't utilised properly or aren't shown enough patience.

Beautiful

This is why Barsa, Madrid, United, Citeh, Bayern etc should be banned from buying 20 year old kids and fucking them off.

Abdoulaye Doucouré to L'Équipe - "Everton? No, that's not a step up for me. If I left Watford to join a club who's not better, that would be disrespectful."

So according to f1today.net Monaco could be Brendon Hartley's last race for Toro Rosso Be strong @nudge https://www.f1today.net/nl/nieuws/f1/238656/brendon-hartley-rijdt-in-monaco-laatste-f1-race-felix-rosenqvist-mogelijk-vervanger