I’ve got a 5 year old with slapped cheek syndrome, a 7 month old that just learnt to fucking crawl and won’t stay still, a mother who’s fighting lung cancer at clatterbridge, but I’m more upset that Portugal have cost me not only my last man standing place, but they didn’t even have the fucking decency to lose, which cost me a blow job late on.
In conclusion and with the utmost respect, I’ve got bigger fish to fry.