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I want one that smells like Grapefruit juice, like Ferrari's illegal fuel.

Vettel No. 5?

Sometimes I forget how many little nuances there are in this song which make it a masterpiece.

This election is already resolved. It's been well established for months now that Boris Johnson could go up to Buckingham Palace and piss on the queen's shoes without losing votes. It's done. We're too far down the Trumpian path now. Buckle up because we've got at least 5 years to come of what should be perceived as scandalous behaviour from people running the country, lying to the little people to trick them into voting against their own interests to make the rich richer while the rich media have no incentive to hold them to account. 5 or 10 years ago a rumour like the Russian report and a leak like the US trade documents would have finished a government in this country. Now it looks more like the governing elite and their friends in the media are playing a game to see just how far they can take the piss before someone stands up to them. @SirBalon's boyfriend James O'Brien is always saying this but it's so true. A huge proportion of this country would rather be lied to than admit they're wrong. "We can easily negotiate a Norway style agreement" "It'll be the easiest deal in history" "Let's take back control" "The NHS isn't for sale" All proven lies, beyond any dispute, but your typical Mail-reading Leave voter would still rather hear more of it than accept that they're "loony left" mates were actually right to call Farage a fraud and Johnson a liar. They don't even pretend that Brexit is going to make a single thing better anymore either. At least they used to speculate (lie) about the parts of our lives that might actually get better outside of the EU. Now they dont even have to try because the little people have been taught to lie to themselves so that the politicians don't have to. Read an actual impartial analysis earlier from someone who had actually bothered to read this trade deal document and the health market is just the tip of the iceberg. Apparently the Yanks want us to scrap a load of food standards and other regulations to, for example, remove health warnings from our food so that they can sell more unhealthy stuff to the idiot public. That doesn't mean we'll agree to it, but what do you think is more important to Boris Johnson and his government to be - protecting health standards in our country or the prospect of standing next to Donald Trump in front of the cameras announcing another "great, oven-ready deal" that's actually a disaster for our country but who cares because none of the mainstream media are going to challenge him on it apart from the Guardian lefty loons? Country's gone.

59 is no age at all! RIP.

Lose* Perhaps concentrate on actual education before starting on football

No he’s a bellend.