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What a horrible day to be able to read.

Paparazzi photographer Ron Galella wore a football helmet around actor Marlon Brando, after Brando once punched him, broke his jaw, and knocked out five teeth for constantly photographing him in 1973.

Bet you wish you only knew German after that! @CaaC (John)Too much info mate haha

This was way back earlier in the month. Dosage and type of toxin insufficient to cause life-threatening damage. Still was hospitalized though.

A huge 217-year-old flag captured from a French battleship by Admiral Lord Nelson. The ensign of Généreux, which is roughly the size of a tennis court, was taken by Nelson and his men in 1800 and is believed to be one of the earliest Tricolours in existence. "Why are you late back to port?" "We captured this flag and it took us 4 days to fold the fucking thing up that's why"

You gonna take it?

The issue we found ourselves in five years ago was our assets were Cabaye, Sakho, Townsend, Benteke, Van Aanholt etc. All perfectly good players but none of them we could make a profit on. We ended up letting them all go for free. We werent an attractive proposition for young players who saw us a club that didnt sell and didnt particularly play good football. If we had got relegated we would have been in big trouble. With this new model even if we end up selling an asset to a top six club every year then every player worth their salt in The Championship will look at us as an attractive proposition to further there career. Just like how we've come the club that Chelsea know they can send a player with international pedigree too to develop (Reuben Loftus-Cheek, Gallagher and Guehi). Given we're going to lose Gallagher and Kouyate this summer I imagine we will be trying to sign Zaha and Olise on new contracts. If we lose one of them I'm not too concerned as it will mean more game time for Eze or Edourard. Plus bringing in a Brennan Johnson for competition would be sweet business. Whilst somebody should be getting a good deal for Michael Olise, 30m flip on an 8m signing after six months of football is incredible business. If use that money on say Djed Spence and Brennan Johnson the future still looks pretty good. Guehi won't be going anywhere for at least another 12 months. He knows his best chance to play for England is to keep playing and he's really progressed since becoming the captain.

Went to a Turtle Conservation Center Today. Such fascinating animals... Met the marine biologists working there who explained their work procedures and gave a lot of general information on turtles. Also had a chance to help release the baby turtles into the wild!

It is a very Chelsea thing to say though so he has that on his side.

Shackleton's Endurance has finally been found after 106 years and it's in an incredibly pristine state.

The fuck...