So Johnson pulls out of the race despite never formally announcing his standing for leader, but while claiming he had 102 nominations, despite barely half of that number having gone public, while also claiming that it was Sunak and Mordaunt who refused to do a deal with him to unify the party, after having himself done more than anyone to shape the Tory party into the disorganised mess that we have to tolerate for a "government" until the next election.
He has got to be one of the most odious cunts in the history of public life. Jetting back in from his holiday that he was for some reason taking while parliament was sitting and not during one of the ~20 weeks of recess that happen each year, unironically claiming that no I have really learned my lesson this time and I'm ready to take the job seriously. His loudest cheerleaders were briefing this morning something along the lines of "Boris 2.0 is ready to take it seriously this time. He even had his shirt tucked in when he addressed MPs this morning." Seriously, go and look it up. That's what he and his supporters think qualifies as evidence for being a good Prime Minister.
At least we don't have to tolerate him again. Sunak is a totally out of touch, plastic, right wing politician so we're still fucked but at least he should be competent enough at running things to slow down the news cycles again and not make anyone associated with the UK feel quite so actively embarrassed on a daily basis. The Tories still need to go extinct at the next election. Absolutely horrific what they've been allowed to do to this country.