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Devil-Dick Willie

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  1. Italy are the bravest country on the planet. Boycotting Qatar, and pre-emptively boycotting Russia before it was cool. Bravo Azzurri  

  2. "YO, PARTY AT CINDYS HOUSE!!! DRUNK WHITE WOMEN FOR EVERYBODY!"

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      Cicero

      Yo I think I knew her. She had a brother right? 

      Yeah. 

      Nice hair, great lips, tight ass. 

      That was her. 

      Nah, I was talking about her brother. I wonder what happened to him?

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  3. Mbappe notched a historic moment at the beginning of this season, scoring his first 2 headed goals EVER for PSG. 

    Yet fifa has him at 77 jumping and 73 heading accuracy for a player who never scores headers?
    Almost like there is a global push to market him and make all parties involved maximum profit....

    Fuck capitalism 

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      Spike

      Two headed? Is he from Tasmania?

  4. Even in the second division, my club is dogshit. 

    But fuck yeah, football is back boys and girls :)

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      Beelzebub

      Bremen should try other sports like 5 a-side lacrosse 

  5. England last 2 international tournaments = 4th and 2nd. 
    With a record of 
    Panama-W
    Tunisia-W
    Belgium-L
    Sweden-W
    Columbia-D (W on pens)
    Croatia-L
    Belgium-L
    Croatia-W
    Scotland-D
    Czech Republic-W
    Germany-W
    Ukraine-W
    Denmark-D (W AET)
    Italy -D (L on pens)

    Honestly the amount of unremarkable wins here is an unremarkable feat in itself. I'm not on the wind up here, how do we thing England would have hung in the group of death? Or had they played Spain or Belgium?  

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      Spike

      Switzerland also doesn't exist. In fact England is just a Norman psyop backed by the Capetian dynasty to destabilise Harold of Godwine's legitimacy.

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      Tommy

      "I'm not on the wind up here"

      e02e5ffb5f980cd8262cf7f0ae00a4a9_press-x
       

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      Dr. Gonzo

      Turns out the "group of death" was only called that because every side would immediately crash out once they faced someone decent...

  6. @Tommy Did you really delete my Wolfsburg post? xD

     

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      Devil-Dick Willie

      C'mon guys, I'm not gonna post here if we're deleting stuff like that. That's ridiculous. 

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      Tommy

      Copy. We're looking. Slow button on. 

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      Beelzebub

      You reached the monthly limit for shit posting, it was auto-deleted

  7. Shut up tells Stan, who has strong Indian heritage to "sniff turmeric" Deemed racist banned for a week. 

    Stan referred to Reza Ghoochannejhad, an Iranian footballer as "Ghoochenjihad" during the world cup. Not racist. No ban. 

    I'm not the one with the wonky moral compass here mate. 

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      Devil-Dick Willie

      The guy said it, I brought it up several times in the past. It's not something up for debate as far as I'm concerned. 

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      Stan

      Ironic how you're accusing me of being racist (something which you can't prove - a post? A status? Something no one else can recollect?) but won't accept that I could be offended by something I deem racist. 

      Anyway, this has run its course now, had enough of it. Nothing else to discuss as far as I'm concerned, I've said my piece. Enjoy the rest of your day 👍🏾

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      Devil-Dick Willie

      I haven't accused you of being racist. You said a dumb thing a bunch of years ago.  And of course no one can find it, it was on a different forum. 

      Have a good day too. 

  8. "You came in with the breeeeeeeeze"

  9. I have concluded my research into garlic. Eat that shit up boys is my conclusion. 

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      Tommy

      I was about to head out to be fair. xD

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      Spike

      u shud chnage ur user name to Mr. Garlic

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      Happy Blue

      100% agree, i take garlic daily and rarely get ill

  10. "I need you to assassinate... Woody Haralson. If you don't assassinate him, I'm gonna assassinate both of you" 

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      Spike

      there is a pineapple express 2 now?

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      Spike

      if only it was still 2008

  11. Did you guys know that @Berserker is the chairman of an Argentinian striker appreciation society?

    They spend one Saturday a month playing golf, eating pies, retiring and unretiring, evading taxes and watching highlights of their heroes, Higuain, Tevez and Messi!

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      Spike

      Higuian has one goal in the MLS lmao

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      Berserker

      Guilty as charged.

  12. Timo Werner, through on the keeper, one on one, looks up, and calmly slots the ball straight at the keeper at medium pace

    Everyone "Fucking shite"

    Cicero "WHy iS he BeINg UTILiZed LiKE tHis? FUcKinG lAmpARd"

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      Spike

      That infamous sense of humour

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      Cicero

      Fuck you too

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      Devil-Dick Willie

      @Cicero

      Don't you have homosexual erotic novels to read? 

  13. I was banned for 2 days? Did anyone else have this problem? 

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      Devil-Dick Willie

      I very much was, 2 days straight. It's been discussed, and yes, its true its not on your mod record thing. 

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      Spike

      #modgate2020 FTS

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      Machado

      Weak. We used to have members who were banned from entire airlines.

  14. Klassen. Leaves Bremen. Catches Coronavirus. 

    Let that be a lesson to you all. 

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      Panna King

      No he tested negative in the end.

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      Beelzebub

      Just like Bremens achievements in the past decade

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      Spike

      Werder are Aldi bin Wolfsburg

  15. "Look at you! You have horses! What were you thinking?! You ignorant servile scum!"

  16. Michael may have just earned Blakes respect. Good to see the kids playing nicely together. 

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      Berserker

      The staff fucking locked the thread as i was typing, i'm just searching for some names on the Ukrainian telephone guide as we speak.

  17. Aston Villa vs a team of David Villas who would win?

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      Spike

      The intern that 'isn't directly accusing' accusing Villa of molestation.

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      Dr. Gonzo

      David Villa XI, can't defend but will definitely score. That's got to beat out Aston Villa's brand of can't defend, can't score football.

  18. Messi loves doodle in his butt

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      Spike

      First hand experience, yes?

  19. SATURDAY, SATURDAY SAAAATURDAY!!! SATURDAY, SATURDAY SAAAAATURDAY!!!!

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      Spike

      Calm down, Andrew WK

  20. The annual Bundesliga relegation thread is open for business. We've got it all this season. A cover up, a chinese poet and stellar commentary from Martin Tyler. 

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      Stan

      Better late than never eh ;) 

  21. 1st day at home all day. And it's also the first day adblock fails me and Youtube has a 1 min 30 ad thats unskippable and I think I'm gonna fucking kill that fucking Wix loving peasant with a tin of fucking beans to the brain

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      Spike

      I’ve ben watching mad amounts of porn

  22. I was going to organise a Werewolf game for early may, but then the season ended. Stay tuned people. 

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      CaaC (John)

      As always, I will play.

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      Bluebird Hewitt

      If it's as ridiculous as the last one, I'll be keeping an eye on it for sure. 

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      Spike

      Hurry up then cunt, I've 30 days off

  23. TAD is now the winner, as Stan was rattled enough by him calling him ugly to ban him ahahahahaha

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      Stan

      @Devil-Dick Willie nah it was more personal than just 'ugly'. He's made it personal for a whole. Ironic considering he said 'don't get personal' to @IgnisExcubitor in a debate. His comment on Saturday overstepped the mark. No reason to involve my missus either. Also 'Would have respected stan more if he played it cool or returned fire. ' As staff it's hardly mature to return fire and let the argument carry on. I wasn't prepared to get in a slanging match with him. He's not worth it. Other staff members have been criticised for doing exactly that in the past so can't win either way. I couldn't give a shit if he called me ugly. It's the fact he's made things personal for ages and did so again Saturday but with far more anger. All because of a preference of choice in football? Like literally everyone who is a fan of football has. Bizarre.  

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      IgnisExcubitor

      To be honest, he was the one who kept getting personal and kept throwing labels at me. 

      But also to be fair to him, he apologised for that to me.

      On a side note, I had nothing to do with this.

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      Berserker

      @IgnisExcubitor What happened?, link us, mate.

  24. Blood guts guns cuts knives lives wives nuns sluts

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      Carnivore Chris

      I ain't 'acid rap', but I rap on acid // got a new blow up doll and just had a strap-on added

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