Carnivore Chris

Not long now, only 24 hours and I'll be on that plane . Is Marbella worth the visit? I'm gona pop down there on Monday I think since I haven't been there yet. Also this restaurant in Fuengirola, did you find out the name in the end? @Stan

Deserves the cunt right to be honest.

Jaguars

Yeah, I didn't even notice it at the bottom until the other day. It was a tenner short of target, so I paid the last 10 off. I actually forgot all about donating and feel like a tight cunt that it has taken this long to give anything

@Dr. Gonzo will provide you with anything you need.

Araújo set to sign a deal until 2026. Massive news! @SirBalon

@Toinho

I'm going back down there in 4.5 weeks as I met a woman who is from there. I never visited Marbella last time(the only spot I didn't really) and I never ended up going up Monte Calamorro in the cable car as I didn't find the right moment, so there is still stuff to see at the same time. So much for Tenerife and Fuerteventura @nudge

Absolute banger. Classic. @MUFC, @JoshBRFC

That storm was extreme last night. First it hammered it down and I got caught in it, which meant I was covered in saharan sand from head to toe(fuck off @DeadLinesman & @Stan before you start ) then last night there were heavy showers, wind and thunder, although the rain has cleared all the dusty air, so it was necessary.

Loads have just disappeared off here. It's not coincidentally....

That sahara sand is back, the place is glowing orange and it's gone dark. Also due to it pissing down early hours this morning, cars and windows are covered in sand. It's unreal to be fair and it doesn't prevent you from doing anything. I've been mooching around Torremolinos.

You always keep it quiet and just move somewhere. We never get any updates nudge haha. Have you enjoyed it there? Funnily enough, a forklift driver I know is going there for his honeymoon. Nevermind, you have already answered that question above!

Do.you have anything planned yourself anytime soon?

Only you mate.

Mijas had a lot more English tourists there than I thought, mainly visiting for the day. I suppose everywhere is touristy, atleast to some extent, nowadays though. If you go up the hills just outside mijas, it's nice around there. Amazing villas and even saw birds of prey hovering over the hills. I'm not sure on the species though as they have a big variety. But living up there would be amazing. As for rain, it's only hammered it down early hours in the morning, when in bed. That's it. There has been the odd scattered shower in the day, but nothing heavy. The views are incredible. But the town itself is nice as fuck itself. @nudgewould like it up there I think.

I agree about Kano. He's an underrated actor to be honest. Talented lad.

Yeah the channel 4 original one was better due to how gritty and dark it was. Now it's become more "hollywoodized". It's still worth the watch though and I watched the first 2 episodes on the plane on Sunday.

Did you ever go to Mijas when down this way? @Stan @DeadLinesman Unreal up there, genuinely beautiful as fuck. I take it back about Fuengirola being shithole also. I went down some bad areas at the start, but there are many nice parts as well.

Haha I have done. It's a good one that. Well built and has a natural feel to it. It's actually a nice place to be honest. Mijas tomorrow I think.

I noticed on the weather app that, even though it's raining where I'm staying, it's sunny in Fuengirola, so I've popped down here for the day. But the rain isn't bad anyway, just showers, and it's not cold, like it was i Manchester. The lightning when descending into Malaga was also a spectacle that you don't see everyday. I've got to say, Fuengirola looks quite rough, but at the same time, it looks like there is alot here to do, etc.

Not enough room with all the sex toys, gimp masks and leather clothing. Fuck it, shit happens, I will still go.

Yeah, there has been that as well but flights are still on atleast. That may also clear up by the time I'm there. Looks like I'll have to pack these:- As it stands, it'll be shit weather for all but 2 of the days . Meanwhile, Lancashire is set to have nice spring weather.

Honestly, I could book a trip to Australia in the middle of their summer and it would piss it down with rain and be 10 degrees @Devil-Dick Willie, @Toinho Saying that, I wasn't going to South Spain for the weather, or I wouldn't have booked it for March, but you'd still expect it to be sunny and 18 or so degrees, which would be perfect for visiting the Mountainous areas and exploring local towns. I'm only using Benalmádena as a base as it's literally central to everywhere I plan to visit, I know someone there, I'm a member of a cannabis social club(for the evenings) and it's easy to reach from Málaga airport, which is ideal. But heavy rain will pretty much ruin all plans. Funnily enough, I chose March rather than January as I thought the weather would be better, but it was actually far nicer in Jan . I should have gone to the Canaries this time, or even Cape Verde.