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I need some sort of diagram as I can't get my head around what you mean by the diameter

Is this a joke or do you actually want me to work it out?

Better than expected so yes!

It turns out only the exam officers get the results at midnight, I have to wait until 6am .

Just finished Vikings, up to the current season at least. It's alright, I've lost my mojo for binge watching anything new now though, having watched 8 seasons of Dexter and 5 seasons of Vikings in the last 2 months or so.

My first ever A Level group are getting their results for Year 12 tomorrow, but they're published online for teachers at midnight. I'm not expecting great things at all, but still pretty nervous.

More superb journalism from everyone's favourite red top getting called out by footballers:

Need to get more retweets if you want the world to know.

For fuck's sake, and what happens when he gets blown out of the water by Max and has his confidence destroyed too?

I don't think it's getting sucked in too much when you just spend £50 a year to get the game. It's people daft enough to buy FIFA points or pay the extra £20 for the 5 days early access or whatever it is who get sucked in.

Probably will get it. The new football season always makes me want to play some FIFA but I got totally fed up of FIFA 19.

Could have picked Baines for one year, but would have been a bit pointless. Right decision.

I really don't get this. For us he was absolutely fine on the ball. A bit clumsy but he could bring it out of defence fine and was a long way from being a liability. Maybe between the ears he just doesn't see himself as being ready for Chelsea.

He posted a photo shopped picture of Salah with a bomb vest drawn on him. Looked like it had been done in MS Paint.

Wondered when you'd get round to posting this one . I won't have it said that I refuse to criticise him though, what a cunt. In more positive news, the friendly majority of Blues have crowd-funded (£3000) a banner to support young Moise Kean, in response to the repeated racial abuse he faced playing in Italy.

Decent, shite, eventually decent, ancient, out of position, fairly shite, decent, ancient, shite, shite, past it.

It's something that matters to our generation, but every football club once didn't exist, and when it started had no history. Man City are definitely different but in 30 years (probably more) nobody will see any difference between them and the clubs we consider elite and historical.

As a squad player yes, still only 21. People expect too much from him after that goal against City but he could definitely still become a player for us.

All sorts of madness going on now. Apparently Zaha has started to push for a move while we've put in a £30m bid for Iwobi (fuck off) which most of our ITK guys are saying is just a smokescreen. Also had a loan deal for Smalling turned down. Fine as a backup, but probably means we've given up on Zouma, I don't see what's wrong with Tomori on loan though if that's an option. Sidibe supposed to be having a medical today ahead of his loan move. Schneiderlin is in advanced talks with Galatasaray over his loan. No fee but they will pay his sizeable wages for the season. McCarthy has gone for £3m to Palace, Fulham have bid £5m for Besic, still trying to shift Niasse, Mirallas, Bolasie and possibly Tosun as well, but not as urgent as Turkish and Belgian leagues can still buy after Thursday evening. Bottom line, we need that winger and centre back. I'd be happy with a loan at centre back to be honest. I don't think we need to directly replace Schneiderlin if he goes, we have Gomes, Gbamim, Davies and Delph to play in the two midfield positions.

Don't let Liverpool fans hear you say that now.

No surprise as Kubica and Gasly have been the biggest unsuccessful stories of the season and Stroll is miserable in qualifying.

Pickford 25 (Lossl 30, Virginia 19) Coleman 30 (???) Keane 26 (Holgate 22) Mina 24 (???) Digne 26 (Baines 34) Gbamin 23 (Schneiderlin 29) Gomes 26 (Delph 29) Sigurdsson 29 (Davies 21) Richarlison 22 (Walcott 30) Bernard 26 (???) Kean 19 (Calvert-Lewin 22) Finally, starting to look like a squad that doesn't need £100m pumping into it every summer to replace aging and retired players. Most of these players are now young enough not to need replacing for many years, unless they get sold, in which case they should go for good money and we wont have to worry about where the money comes from. If only we got Brands in three years earlier.