Subscriber Viva la FCB+ 2,557 Posted October 10, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted October 10, 2023 Probably 2 or 3 days? I usually shit like clockwork once a day between 9-11. Ive trained myself to poop on company time. Its great, I use far less toilet paper at home and I get paid to Poop and browse my phone. 10/10 highly recommend. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coma 1,766 Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 9 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said: Ive trained myself to poop on company time. This is the way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiskey 1,192 Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 13 minutes ago, Viva la FCB said: Probably 2 or 3 days? I usually shit like clockwork once a day between 9-11. Ive trained myself to poop on company time. Its great, I use far less toilet paper at home and I get paid to Poop and browse my phone. 10/10 highly recommend. I used to take three dumps in jobs that I hated, made sure that I took 15 minutes each time which meant that I got 45 minutes paid shitting/phone time. This was on top of my lunch break. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,503 Posted October 10, 2023 Author Share Posted October 10, 2023 So many people talking shit on this thread. Leaves the forum after a poor joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Gonzo 8,190 Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 5 hours ago, MUFC said: Don't always do it. Just now and then as a treat. Lmao what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator Tommy 12,619 Posted October 10, 2023 Moderator Share Posted October 10, 2023 19 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said: Lmao what Just MUFC things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber CaaC (John)+ 5,360 Posted October 10, 2023 Subscriber Share Posted October 10, 2023 1 hour ago, MUFC said: So many people talking shit on this thread. Leaves the forum after a poor joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnersaurus 200 Posted October 10, 2023 Share Posted October 10, 2023 I remember when I lived in a flat and I had to share a bathroom. I think I had ate something dodgy. Had the shits really bad. Runny shit. I was getting a new fridge so I had to use the salad container from the fridge to go a shit in as I wouldn't of been able to get to the toilet on time. I got rid of it after Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnersaurus 200 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 On 10/10/2023 at 19:32, Viva la FCB said: Probably 2 or 3 days? I usually shit like clockwork once a day between 9-11. Ive trained myself to poop on company time. Its great, I use far less toilet paper at home and I get paid to Poop and browse my phone. 10/10 highly recommend. That's German efficiency for you 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunnersaurus 200 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 On 09/10/2023 at 22:16, MUFC said: No idea what caused it. I brought some high strength detox tablets and took them in the morning and early evening. Next day I had a huge shit which nearly tore my butt cheeks apart. You looked at it didn't you? Everybody looks when they have taken a massive shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MUFC 1,503 Posted October 18, 2023 Author Share Posted October 18, 2023 4 hours ago, Gunnersaurus said: You looked at it didn't you? Everybody looks when they have taken a massive shit If I said I don't I'd be talking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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