Premier League 2023/24 Gameweek 11 - 4-6th November, 2023

[Rick]

He really is horrible. Glad he’s off, detestable footballer. 

[RandoEFC+]

VAR has taken how long to resolve all of that? And why exactly? Gary Neville got to the same conclusion just using the TV replays in the space of about 2 minutes.

[Bluewolf]

Back in the game.... Can we make the most of the extra man or will Spurs come back fighting

[Stan]

3 minutes ago, Rick said:

Bye cunt. 

I know we disagreed but that's harsh mate

[Dr. Gonzo]

1 minute ago, RandoEFC said:

VAR has taken how long to resolve all of that? And why exactly? Gary Neville got to the same conclusion just using the TV replays in the space of about 2 minutes.

Tbh I'm not going to complain about them taking their time to get decisions right after seeing what they do when they rush themselves 

I imagine these people struggle to wipe their own arses, it shouldn't surprise us they're shit at using technology to help them do their jobs correctly.

[Bluewolf]

Fuck our luck... 

[Dr. Gonzo]

lol Madison hurt himself diving

[Bluewolf]

3 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

imagine these people struggle to wipe their own arses

Can you imagine them at home when their wives are asking if they wiped their bum properly and they say for sure, 3 wipes defo and she takes them to a monitor and shows them the toilet cam and says I can only see two wipes you dirty bastard... 

[Rick]

Spurs players dropping like flies. Arguably their three most influential players gone. 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Just now, Bluewolf said:

Can you imagine them at home when their wives are asking if they wiped their bum properly and they say for sure, 3 wipes defo and she takes them to a monitor and shows them the toilet cam and says I can only see two wipes you dirty bastard... 

Knowing them it's more like the check revealed they didn't use a single bit of bog rolls and have just smeared poo around their fingers, but since "check complete" has been said nothing can be done to properly wipe the poo off their fingers.

Meanwhile the replay operator is screaming at them that they've missed that nobody's grabbed any paper to wipe with.

[Bluewolf]

12 minutes added time just for the first half... 

[Stan]

Just now, Rick said:

Spurs players dropping like flies. Arguably their three most influential players gone. 

This is where they start to drop points I wonder... 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Just now, Rick said:

Spurs players dropping like flies. Arguably their three most influential players gone. 

Son's probably their most influential player by far.

[Rick]

1 minute ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

Son's probably their most influential player by far.

Forgot about him 

[Bluebird Hewitt]

Guess who has Romero, Van de Ven and Maddison in FPL? 

[MUFC]

17 minutes ago, Rick said:

Bye cunt. 

Happy Blue is leaving the forum?

[Stan]

How is Sterling not booked?! 

[MUFC]

Black dives matter.

[Bluewolf]

Just now, Stan said:

How is Sterling not booked?! 

When players get shoved off the ball with zero attempt to actually play the ball then I don't see why he would get booked

[MUFC]

This game and Newcastle vs Arsenal is how English football used to be. Fast, furious, tackles and fights.

[Stan]

This is carnage. VAR officials have to check something every few minutes

 

[Bluewolf]

All getting out of hand now... We need to calm the fuck down and keep 11 on the field 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Did VAR just review something even after play had been restarted?

[RandoEFC+]

This game is going to end with about 3 red cards at this rate.

[Stan]

4 minutes ago, Bluewolf said:

When players get shoved off the ball with zero attempt to actually play the ball then I don't see why he would get booked

Not sure there was much of a shove...