SchalkeUK Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 10 hours ago, Eco said: This is seriously becoming a 3 race for last. I think Schalke is fine this year. Now I can sleep tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco Posted April 16, 2019 Share Posted April 16, 2019 57 minutes ago, SchalkeUK said: Now I can sleep tonight 6 points up and the 3 below you look beyond useless this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted April 22, 2019 Author Share Posted April 22, 2019 What happened last week? Well I banged my neighbours 18 year old daughter and had my birthday! Stuttgart got rekt!!! 6-0 This result really stamps Augsburgs position in the league next season. Schalke got rekt! 5-2 and they're still in the danger zone. Leverkusen picked up the points from Nurnberg. 2-0 to the meds cabinet Hannover got a point!!! They held Hertha to a 0-0!!! Our table. Your table. The table Schalke. 27pts -20 GD. Form: LDL Stuttgart 21pts -40 GD. Form: DLL Nurnberg 18pts -32 GD. Form: DDL Hannover 15pts -41 GD. Form: For the first time in over a month... LLD. Wow. So to summarise... Hannover are within striking distance of Nurnberg who are in striking distance of Stuttgart. Only a potential resurgent Stuttgart can really threaten Schalke at all, but mathematically they're right in this fight. However. Every one of these teams is shithouse and unlikely to win another game all season, which means a single win will likely decide the fate of any 2 of these teams. Next week pits... Hannover against Mainz Dortmund will demolish Schalke in the derby Stuttgart will struggle for life at home to Monchengladbach And poor Nurnberg against a demoralised Bayern who will have just been knocked out of the cup by Bremens 2-0 sneaky electric boogaloo. Special bonus round!!!! I want everyone to pick this week who will finish bottom 2, and who will finish 3rd. With a promotion game prediction!!! My prediction. Hannover and Stuttgart down Nurnberg to finish 3rd and defeat Hamburg to stay up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrator Stan Posted April 22, 2019 Administrator Share Posted April 22, 2019 Hannover and Nurnberg to be relegated. Tough to choose who Stuttgart may play in the play-off. Could be any one of Hamburg, Paderborn or Union Berlin. Even Heidenheim have a chance. I'll go with Stuttgart vs Paderborn play-off with Stuttgart coming out on top. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subscriber nudge+ Posted April 22, 2019 Subscriber Share Posted April 22, 2019 Hannover and Stuttgart to be relegated. Nürnberg to lose against Paderborn in the playoff. Happy belated birthday, @Devil-Dick Willie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rucksackfranzose Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Belated happy birthday @Devil-Dick Willie. Stuttgart and Hannover to be relegated. Nürnberg to lose the play-offs to Eisern Union. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluewolf Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Happy Belated DDW all the best! Hannover and Nurnberg to be relegated and Stuttgart to be beaten in the play off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eco Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Hanover and Nurnberg go down. Stuttgart to play Union Berlin, and win to stay up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted April 28, 2019 Author Share Posted April 28, 2019 Welcome to matchday 31. Where up is down, water is dry and Dortmund are the worst team in the league. On this day... Hannover defeated Mainz!!! For 6 weeks or so we saw a bottom 3 sat like a stone. Life has entered, but is it all too late? Stuttgart defeated Gladbach!!!! WTF Massive win considering other results. They may have sealed Nurnbergs doom. Schalke defeated Dortmund!!! 4-2 easy peasy Nurnberg defeated BAYERN MUNICH!!!! Oh wait, no they didn't. They fucked an 89th minute penalty, besides, we loosened them up for you. Like a jar of dumb ugly german pickles. 1-1 the result. Just as they were inching towards Stuttgart, Stuttgart suddenly spring forward and Nurnberg miss the chance to do the same. This means our table look like dis Schalke. 30pts -18 GD. Form: LDL Stuttgart 24pts -39 GD. Form: LLW Nurnberg 19pts -32 GD. Form: DLD Hannover 18pts -40 GD. Form: LDW Fc Russian disco are now officially safe from auto relegation. Not so from the wrath of Stuttgart tho Next week.... Hertha host Stuttgart. Hertha with little to play for, Stuttgart knowing that 1 more win surely sees them avoid the auto drop Wolfsburg vs Nurnberg. Wolfsburg have a new manager next season, but Europe to play for Bayern vs Hannover. This could be the day Hannover go down. They need a result to stay in the race for life. Schalke are hosting Augsburg. If Schalke can do the business they can go on holiday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted May 6, 2019 Author Share Posted May 6, 2019 What a sad race this is turning out to be. No one seems to want safety!!! Our results. A point for Stuttgart would have moved them out of striking distance of both Nurnberg and Hannover. Hertha Defeated Stuttgart 3-1 A win for Nurnberg would have moved them within 2 points of the play off spot. Wolfsburg defeated Nurnberg 2-0 Bayern Munich plowed 10 man Hannover 3-1 Hannover still aren't reasonably out of the race though as 2 wins would currently save them And finally Schalke got 1 point at home to Augsburg.in a 0-0 draw. In the worst style possible, Schalke are mathematically safe. Our table. Stuttgart 24pts -41 GD. Form: LWL Nurnberg 19pts -34 GD. Form: LDL Hannover 18pts -42 GD. Form: DWL Yuck shite. Next weeks matches. Hannover host frieburg. Hannover need runner runner wins. And a home game to a mediocre team is must do type stuff. Their last game is against fortuna. Could this be an all time zoop from the worst Green northern team? Nurnberg host Monchengladbach. If Nurnberg fail to win they also go down. They have a tougher test however. Though if they win they have a date with Frieburg next week... Stuttgart are hosting Wolfsburg. A point. Just 1 point to save yourselves. At home. Can they kill off the relegation race this week? On we march. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devil-Dick Willie Posted May 11, 2019 Author Share Posted May 11, 2019 A simple matchday to wrap up our delightful little slice of history. Hannover and Nurnberg had to win 2 in a row, and pray Stuttgart couldn't pick up a single point over 2 matches. So what happened? Nurnberg fell at the first hurdle. 4-0 to Gladbach and they are RELEGATED!!!! Hannover won their game 3-0 against Freiburg to give themselves hope!!! But safety wasn't purely in their hands... VFB Stuttgart won 3-0 against Wolfsburg!!!! This both saves them from the auto drop and makes the Europa spots interesting as well! It also means Hannover are RELEGATED!!!! This concludes relegation season. What a dull ride. The 2 shittest teams couldn't drag themselves up and in the end Stuttgart weren't good enough to rope in Schalke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SchalkeUK Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 in the end Stuttgart weren't good enough to rope in Schalke We tried to help them, but to no avail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relling Posted May 12, 2019 Share Posted May 12, 2019 Thank you very much for the thread. Excellent stuff as always :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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