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How do you wipe your ass ?

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By Azeem
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How hygiene are you  

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  1. 1. Do you use water ?

    • Yes, would you just wipe it off if its on your hand Duh !
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    • No, i just wipe so essentially walk around with a shitty arse and some legit smell of it too
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    • I use baby wipes at least
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  2. 2. After sprinkling/sparying water i

    • Use tiolet paper/tissues can't get my head around wiping with hand pieces of poo sticking and smearing over your hand.
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    • I don't mind the above
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Stan

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26 minutes ago, Eco said:

I swear this is already a thread. Or was that at the old place??? @Stan?

I don't ever recall seeing a thread like this but the other thing is that I definitely envisaged @MUFC starting it, not @Azeem.

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22 minutes ago, Stan said:

I don't ever recall seeing a thread like this but the other thing is that I definitely envisaged @MUFC starting it, not @Azeem.

 

16 minutes ago, nudge said:

More of a scat-man judging from this thread :eek:

 

19 minutes ago, Eco said:

MUFC is into feet. 

Azeem must be more of an ass man. 

Still haven't done the poll though

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Absolutely mad the places around the world that use water and there’s nothing to dry your ass with, what the fuck do you lot do? 

Also, surely we are civilized enough now not to use our hand.

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Found out from a guy from an African country (I can't remember where) when I was doing security work and he said in his country it was an insult to use your right hand when greeting someone as that was the hand that wipes your bum, you always greet someone (shaking hands) by using your left hand.

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15 minutes ago, Toinho said:

How do I vote for I use toilet paper? 

I thought this is the most common so was surprised there's no outright choice for it. 

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2 minutes ago, CaaC - John said:

Found out from a guy from an African country (I can't remember where) when I was doing security work and he said in his country it was an insult to use your right hand when greeting someone as that was the hand that wipes your bum, you always greet someone (shaking hands) by using your left hand.

It's the opposite here in most of SE Asia; left hand is considered unclean and so eating, greeting and handing things over to somebody is only done using your right (or both on some occasions) hand.

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2 minutes ago, Stan said:

I thought this is the most common so was surprised there's no outright choice for it. 

No, i just wipe so essentially walk around with a shitty arse and some legit smell of it too

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Just now, Azeem said:

The first question

Do you use water

No implies that you just wipe with a toilet paper

Second question 

Do you use your hand or tiolet paper after using water

If you don’t use water you can’t answer the second question? 

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