German Football - General Talk

[Tommy]

2 minutes ago, Coma said:

 

The media are ridiculous. 

I'd not be surprised if that reporter was from BILD. 

[Coma+]

No way this happens.

[Coma+]

28 minutes ago, Coma said:

No way this happens.

Also, this.

 

[Tommy]

34 minutes ago, Coma said:

No way this happens.

Only Capri-Suns allowed. 

[Coma+]

48 minutes ago, Tommy said:

Only Capri-Suns allowed. 

Only because Jug-a-Juice is grenade shaped.

 

[Coma+]

 

[Coma+]

 

[Tommy]

12 hours ago, Coma said:

 

DNA evidence? Did they take a sample from the beer? 

[nudge]

20 minutes ago, Tommy said:

DNA evidence? Did they take a sample from the beer? 

From the cup, I'd say.

[Coma+]

1 hour ago, Tommy said:

DNA evidence? Did they take a sample from the beer? 

No, from his wiener.

[Tommy]

37 minutes ago, Coma said:

No, from his wiener.

Stadionwurst?

[Viva la FCB+]

1 hour ago, Coma said:

No, from his wiener.

[Coma+]

Not sure if anyone watched the Bielefeld - Stuttgart match (no one?  only me then) but Fabian Klos was carried off on a stretcher after a major head injury.  Thankfully he is OK.  Honorable mention for Sasa Kalajdzic who recognized the situation immediately and ran to the sidelines for the stretcher.

https://www.kicker.de/arminia-stuermer-klos-erfolgreich-operiert-896926/artikel

[Stan]

Brilliant

 

[Tommy]

15 minutes ago, Stan said:

Brilliant

 

20 years ago, wow. I remember seeing it on TV on one of the highlight shows. 

[Coma+]

19 minutes ago, Stan said:

Brilliant

 

This clip is the short answer to the question, "Why are Cottbus, a historically large club in Germany, in the 4th tier?"

[Tommy]

In all seriousness though, Tomislav Piplica was a fan favourite at Cottbus. Twice he was voted player of the year from the fans, and he was a sweeper keeper before that was even invented. 

[Coma+]

 

[Tommy]

[nudge]

5 minutes ago, Tommy said:

So random

His ankle though

[Coma+]

2 hours ago, Tommy said:

This is why Tommy swears off of Kölsch.  Nothing but trouble there.

[Viva la FCB+]

9 hours ago, Tommy said:

I just saw this wtf on so many levels 

[Rucksackfranzose]

2 matches of the 32nd matchday (Leverkusen - Frankfurt and Gladbach - the plague) will be played on Monday because Fankfurt and the cancerous ulcer qualified for The Europa league semis and play on Thursday before that weekend. Normally a match on sunday would be enough of recreation from this, but Sunday happens to be May the 1st (Labour day), when professional football, like on Good friday, is banned from being played in Germany.

 

Edited April 15, 2022 by Rucksackfranzose

[Tommy]

[Coma+]

On 15/04/2022 at 06:19, Rucksackfranzose said:

2 matches of the 32nd matchday (Leverkusen - Frankfurt and Gladbach - the plague) will be played on Monday because Fankfurt and the cancerous ulcer qualified for The Europa league semis and play on Thursday before that weekend. Normally a match on sunday would be enough of recreation from this, but Sunday happens to be May the 1st (Labour day), when professional football, like on Good friday, is banned from being played in Germany.

 

So which is it?  A plague or a cancerous ulcer?