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I just read that as "Recht in Utrecht" and assumed it was a story about a stag do in Holland.

He can't escape it but that makes him more annoyingly Australian. Fucking silly prick, doesn't even realise what he is

So what does Valverde do now? He has a headache, as that is some squad he has. New signing Coutinho, Dembele back from injury, Iniesta showing he still has plenty left, Messi and Suarez on fire, Paulinho showing everyone that he's the best Brazilian mid since Zico(), Sergi Roberto looking the most comfortable he ever has at right back, with Semedo always impressing(that's a big headache itself), Arnaiz showing the form he is when called up and Andre Gomes doing much better than under Enrique. Rakitic is also playing well, Paco and Denis have done enough in the rare times they actually get chances, Busquets is back to his best.... This gives Valverde many headaches, as that is a strong squad of players who all seem hungry to impress and hold down a role. Rafinha going is probably for the best as there is no chance of him getting any minutes I don't think now. Celta would be a great club for him as he was brilliant there last time.

I am a social chameleon mate. 4.30 - 6.30 In an oak flats appartment slipping a lass my limb and sampling some of blakes finest partypowder. 7-1.30 Working as a constructive member of society. (while trying really hard not to talk too much or give away my game) 2-6 chillin at home, trying to nap and watch cricket 6-8 out with a bunch of my whitest most upper middle class friends walking the dogs at the beach. 9pm on tff. There are many facets to my game. Get on my level.

Can't put my finger on Tanksie. Massive Aussie hating nerd who does drugs and gets the occasional bang? Doesn't add up.

Being a Magic the Gathering's player and shagging a girl who offers you free coke no strings attached, i tip my hat to you Daniel.

They never said what year though...