You know when you say the wrong thing at just the wrong time....
The missus has woken up this morning with her eye watering and something is stuck just under her top eyelid that's causing the problem, we can't see what it is and she can't keep her eye open long enough without hurting her to see what it might be so she went back downstairs.. Just after she left I got flagged for summer deals on Screwfix and they are selling a Jetwash on a deal so I will probably pick one up later today, anyway I went back downstairs and she is bent over water pouring from her eye and I happen to mention the Jetwasher... she looked up at me with that look she gives me and said "bit extreme wouldn't you say, I am sure it will come out by itself in a while.." couldn't stop laughing at her