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She hates Cat's, has no mane, hardly bark's, let alone roar and is sometimes frightened of her own shadow, but today she got to reenact her hero, Mufasa from The Lion King.

The funniest one for me was years ago when we were living down South where I was working and we lived in a flat above a pet shop, at this particular time the wife was not fond of cats and would not have one as a pet or whatever. Well, a mouse was running around the flat and the wife was petrified, laid down traps the lot but could not catch the bugger so I said to the wife we will have to get a cat, she agreed in the end, reluctantly, so I got one at the RSPCA discarded pets sanctuary, named Rumps, I year old. The wife would not let Rumps near her because of cats hairs and after a week she said " So much for that cat catching a bloody mouse...", the next day I was in the kitchen and heard the wife scream, I went into the lounge and there was the wife sitting on our son's knee scared shit as Rumps was sitting on the floor with his tail swishing away with a dead mouse in it's mouth. I managed to get it away from Rumps and headed outside to get rid of it and when I came back there was the wife sitting there with Rumps on her knee, CAT HAIRS THE LOT!!!! stroking him and he was purring away, the wife loved Rumps to bits after that.

The daughter borrowed a mousetrap from me as she had a wild mouse running around her flat, it's been there for a while before she got Puddin but I told her Puddin will catch it but she said no, he is only a kitten...WRONG!!!! The daughter just texted me....... She was going to try and let her 2 remaining pet rats out and introduce them to Puddin but she won't know in case Puddin destroys them.

The wife had a ladies night around our daughters, bottles of wine, a Chinese take-away and watching a film, lucky she checked her bag when leaving for the taxi as Puddin had decided to settle in it for the night and that bought back memories when one of the pet rats (Zoom) did the same a few months back and the wife nearly took Zoom home with her in the bus.

Yeah, great memories.

@MUFC

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I liked that when I first saw it, along with the very first Hunger Games and the first Maze Runner However, the rest of the series of those I mentioned just didn't do it for me and the Divergent series was unfortunately the safe. You may like it to be fair but these films that happen to be in series just seem to decline rapidly after the first.

The NHS can be a fucking joke sometimes, that's the wife just received a letter from the NHS about her flu jab coming up, they only booked her a place 10.6 miles away out of town for the jab that will take her around 40 minutes to get there plus it's at 08.15 in the morning. Surely they could check out her age on the NHS database and note she is 73 years old with medical problems and live in Leith where there is other facilities around locally that will do the job, I spent all morning and afternoon trying to ring up and get it cancelled but all we got was " Sorry, lines are busy..." I managed to ring up our local chemist shop who will cater for us both at the end of the month, the pharmacy is a 15-minute walk away from where we live.

Classic right wing. "We're pro free speech"

Coman had a medical intervention because of a heart rhythm disorder. He's much too young for such shit, hope he recovers fast and fully.

Huge relief. They seem to be getting along just fine.