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7th minute for both...

Chilwell with a last minute goal.. 5-0

Nkunku with a goal in the final few minutes.. 4-0

Gallagher with another on 80 minutes... 3-0

Maatsen with his second.. 2-0 just before half time is due...

Lovely driving run from Jackson.. drew the defenders in and unselfishly lays the ball off for Maatesen to slide the ball home and put us 1-0 up after a couple of minutes against Wrexham...

Can I have Chelsea mate?? They are no where near a top tier club based on last seasons performance..

So our US tour games are as follows... 19th Wrexham 22nd Brighton 26th Newcastle 30th Fulham 3rd Dortmund Is it just me or could we have not played these games over here rather than tromping all the way to the states..

Great news... Meanwhile at other clubs... Manchester United have been fined 300,000 euros (£257,000) by Uefa for a "minor" breach of Financial Fair Play (FFP) rules. They were one of a number of clubs sanctioned by Uefa under FFP rules in place between 2019 and 2022. United said they were "disappointed by the outcome". However, they added the club accepted the fine "for what Uefa acknowledges to be a minor technical breach of its previous Financial Fair Play rules". In explaining the reason for the punishment, United continued that "this reflected a change in the way that Uefa adjusted for Covid-19 losses during the 2022 reporting period, which allowed us to recognise only 15m euros of the 281m euros of revenues lost due to the pandemic within the FFP calculation". Barcelona were also fined 500,000 euros (£428,000) by European football's governing body. Uefa said the Spanish club was guilty in 2022 of "wrongly reporting ... profits on disposal of intangible assets (other than player transfers) which are not a relevant income under the regulations". AC Milan, Besiktas, Inter Milan, Marseille, Monaco, Paris St-Germain and Roma were found to have complied with FFP rules in 2022 but Uefa said it "will continue monitoring their compliance with the settlement agreement during next season". Chelsea were singled out for an award for following the rules with no breaches. A Uefa spokesperson said "They are the exemplar and we need other clubs to follow suit"

Shitty Wimbledon always brings out the shitty weather with it...

Your missus would probably hang the washing out on it John...

FOR SALE!!!!!!!!! Star Wars TIE Fighter rolling chassis.. Needs cab and new hyperdrive, Serious offers only! no low ballers I know what I have. Might be willing to trade for a late model At-At...

On his way to us this summer I understand... wages have been agreed just the fee to sort out now

They didn't hold back in the 70's & 80's... Public service short films, 70s and 80s UK - 9GAG

I remember Elsie.. we were childhood sweethearts until I moved out of the area...

Try lowering the rent a bit...

Loads of Bees swarming my Blackberry bush this time of year.. Wasps will come a bit later on, end of July/August normally..

Congratulations @Stan

The company have just released a statement claiming they have all been lost and are now dead.. All crew and passengers on missing Titan sub believed to be dead (msn.com)

Me and my mate were discussing that very thing today funny enough... Also considering that's it's £250K a pop to go down you might have thought a wise investment would be to have something that was fit for purpose.. I hope it was quick death for them, anything else like sitting somewhere on the bottom of the sea while the oxygen ran out would have been an awful slow death..

So many safety concerns being raised over this whole thing..

Hardly a massive secret and now it's official... Christopher Nkunku reacts as Chelsea finally complete £63m transfer from RB Leipzig (football365.com) He has some skills...

Congratulations @nudge.. Cheers for running this @RandoEFC.... much appreciated!