Spike

Case in point, he dribbles like Messi for this goal.

This is the sort of post that needs to be reported to the proper authorities.

I’m starting to look like a sicknote at work and I don’t like it. I’ve fucked my back twice and now I’m sick as a dog with a a cold/flu

Calling Lewa a ‘proper number 9’ is like calling a McClaren a four door family car. The guy is an abnormality. What Bayern are missing is one the greatest players of all time, any sort of mediocrity following him leaving should be expected. Dozens of great centre-forwards wouldn’t do much to replace Lewa; Icardi for instance is a great scorer but isn’t 1/10 of Lewa. There really isn’t anything or anyone that can fix Bayern besides going through the growing pains of not having debatably (Gerd Muller) the greatest scorer in Bundesliga history. Just give it time, the team will adapt.

The dragon Sir Marcus must slay

They don’t even teach us that. They don’t even talk about the constitutional crisis or the Lang movement. People still think the Stolen Generation is nothing to be upset over

It ruins the fun for me, it's just a personal preference but I think it's a pretty lame wicket, perfectly fine in regards to the rules, that isn't what is a stickler for me. I just think it's really boring and anti-climatic.

You say it is minor but you know the feeling of just trying to have fun and someone ruining it. Like those kids that would throw tantrums and ruin it for everyone.

I’m about to be canceled.

Even when you are referencing a post of mine from earlier you still end up copying from Twitter. You need to get off that site.

Wouldn’t it be before the Ptolemaic dynasty? They were Macedonian.

Actually the reason I hate it is because as a kid half the time we spent playing cricket was arguing about stupid bullshit like that. You’d be in the crease and some shitty little kid would illegally mankad you and argue about it all afternoon.

It isn't similar at all, pick offs are exciting in baseball and each individual out isn't worth as much as it is in cricket, and the nature of the sport considers stealing a statistic, just like a six or a wicket. It is really shitty entertainment, I don't care if it is in the rules it sucks to see it happen because it's boring.

'Tongue in cheek' is the biggest cope I've seen. It's the ultimate 'I was just joking' when it backfires, 'Haha I told you so' when it works. I'm sure for some jaded people it is a joke, but most people take this shit very serisoulsy

That's Atletico, ATLETICO. I'll kill you, I'll kill all of you! Especially those posting in this thread.

It is also one of those boomer pics that circulated around in the mid 00s internet chain emails that 100% never happened. Also the fucking flag is behind him.

Something of the sort.

I was an illegal immigrant.

Well they are restricting diversity and inclusivity when it comes to sex pests.

Or the bartender hated you.

It’s one of the funniest movies ever.

Tap beer is in the cellar though and the ambient temperature of a cellar should be pretty cool

Some might say a fridge is a sort of cupboard

Boxing is kind of boring, well the match last night was.